He’s still not over Goose.

“Son of a bitch! He stole my line”

Dental students actually have a significant amount of their syllabus that revolves around pain, so you’re not terribly far off.

Infected tooth pain is the WORST pain I have ever experienced that I can remember.

Oh man, I LOVED Silverado at the time. Greatest Western ever made! Of course I was 11 at the time.

Dreamcatcher is hilarious.

If hell exists that is how I envision it. You get to fully realize, for eternity, all the stupid, horrible shit you did and you have a clear, unending awareness of how much misery you caused to anyone you hurt.

I would never go on a date with a porn actress. My wife would kill me. 

“...the addition of Carmelo Anthony. Who can say whether he’ll make them any better...”

Police say Comcast employees knew something was off immediately when someone tried to purposefully add the Pac-12 Network to their package.

Thanks for including the actual meme in your writeup, Chris. Like its subjects, MLB’s tweet was completely inscrutable.

What is rather amusing about this comment is that in Europe the people most likely to be associated with this very act(Placing towels on loungers to “reserve” them and then disappear for hours at a time) are the Germans...

I would LOVE to see that running back, or the quarterback test Jerruh out on this one. That would be fun.

I am also infinitely more interested in the comments than the star rating. If you gave a place one star because you thought the desk clerk was rude to you or because a pack of kids was running through the hall late at night, I’ll still stay there. If you gave it one star because of bedbugs or because someone was…

Yeah, but you put him in black and orange and see how fast that same crowd believes in second chances

Yeah, you need to establish a pattern. “I got terrible service!” Well, maybe that person had a bad day or no longer works there. “This thing was shipped to me in pieces!” Maybe the UPS guy sat on it.

Hotel reviews can be unreliable for international destinations, because a five star hotel review might mean quite a different level of services in Los Angeles than it does in Netanya, Israel or Istanbul Turkey. Thus you can be surprised to find a hotel with more than two stars, abroad, that has no internal laundry…

There is never enough seating at any hotel pool. Soon they’ll put credit card swipers on the lounge chairs.

It’s just a reflexive assumption at this point because every time someone talks about whether or not you watch the games, what follows is a rant about how Moneyball ruined everything or whatever.

+1 Scorching