I’m not hating on Apple. I’m wondering if Lifehacker got paid for this advertisement.

This is like what, the fourth “tip” TMZ has gotten about her in the past few weeks? TMZ even used a picture some asshole took of her at the restaurant where she was trying to have a semi-private moment. Meanwhile her family won’t shut the fuck up about her to the press. Let’s not forget it was all her people who were…

Too soon. Not as in too soon to speculate, but too soon as in the break up power dynamic is too off. She’s still very much the dumper and he’s the dumpee. He needs to show he’s gotten over her a little, perhaps be seen dating again.

The way SNL and Pete Davidson have relentlessly used the relationship for publicity ALL season has been well, icky. He’s been a second tier member of the show before this and now he’s front and center, and it’s all because of and about her. I can understand why she bailed as its exploitative as hell.

I believe it’s Jimmy Fallon on line 1!

Not content with his 4 line Faulkneresque headline, we’ve got these doozies:

How was he stealing it? Having someone hold a spot for you is the real punchable offense.

Wiggins is a classic case of an organization where it’s leadership needs him to become a superstar to save their jobs. So when his extension came due they went ahead and paid him like one, knowing if it proves to be a disaster they won’t be around anyways to deal with the consequences. This is what happens when you…

I agree she should be quiet, but more for being a hypocrite than being wrong. There isn’t a top gymnast competing whom I’d call clean. That said, as a former Soviet athlete, she’s full of shit to claim innocence herself.

Only watched a half of Ayton so far. But in that 15 minutes of playing time he showed more defensive instincts and hustle than KAT has his entire career. When he actually figures everything out he is gonna be incredible.

Greg Oden was never any good at D despite having one. Just sayin’.

Just two cans of Fancy Feast a day it is then!

It’s interesting how everyone’s talking about how this is affecting KAT but meanwhile Wiggins has been worse. Scoring the emptiest 17 ppg imaginable. Only 4 years, $147 million left after this one Minnesota!

That’s some excellent scientific sourcing there.

“Ask anyone, would you go around and cut someone else’s cake? I answer is, no.”

My rule of thumb is simple. If you think someone might be a psychopath they probably aren’t, they’re just an asshole. A true psychopath, you’ll just know it. Like my brother, who wears socks with sandals.

A buddy of mine and I once split an entire bottle of rum making these. I woke up the next morning in my car, naked, feeling like someone had shot me in the stomach with buckshot.

The whole “I’m in your head.” might work the first time you use it. But if you keep doing it to everyone it quickly becomes assholish fast.

Since he’s out of business, does anyone know of anyone interested in buying quality drug-filled urine? Asking for a friend.

To be fair, Magic would know when something’s doomed from almost the start. Sometimes you know, like within the first hour.