My Dad, Joe Steamer, decided to name me Cleveland. I’ll pass. 

I guarantee there’s one waitress who is pissed they didn’t leave $196,000. There’s one on every staff.

Are we sure the second one isn’t The Americans cosplay? Because then I am all in on some Keri Russell action.

I’ll have you know I have several of Delillo’s works prominently displayed on my book shelf in my living room. Easy to notice, but even if you don’t I’ll find a way to point them out during conversation.

Forgot my charger. It will be the death of me.

So sick of these dipshits pretending to have read Infinite Jest to appear intelligent. It reminds me of a passage from Pynchon, I’ve read all of his works, he really has shaped me as a person. I won’t even quote it, none of you would grasp it anyways.

If I agree with you do I have to stop shitting on Tesla fan-boys?

If you are out driving alone in the middle of nowhere without a phone at -30 degrees, you have it coming.

The thing I’d find annoying if I were her is that Pete seems to have a more prominent role this year and it’s ENTIRELY “I am/was engaged to Ariana Grande!” Seriously, can anyone recall anything else he’s done this season? I mean why is he even in this promo? Oh yeah, because of Ariana Grande. Pete and the show are…

I have. I don’t consider is the northeast, I consider it the rural south.

Let’s not forget that supposed generational player was an anchor on your Kings for years, and then all he did was clog up NO and hold back an actual generational talent from reaching his potential.

Real close. But Christian Laettner puts the ‘92 team over the top.

Living in the northeast, what is the longest distance you’d have to walk, in any direction before you found help? 10 miles? I’ll leave my car.

Glad to see he’s putting the work in, as he was lost most of last year. Glad to see actual player development starting to happen in Sacramento, gives me hope for the two new bigs. Could be a real fun team if things work out.

The vault, more than any exercise, is about generating power and speed, and harnessing it. While there certainly are some artistic elements, it is mostly about brute strength. You barrel gone the runaway in a full sprint, and make the jump and propel yourself in the air. Height is very important, distance too. The…

I love Ball’s game. He’s got more than a little Jason Kidd in him. Lebron signing up was the best thing that could’ve happened to him not just on, but off the court too. He might’ve been the only man alive who has the stature to get his Dad to shut the fuck up.

Nature Boy Nate Peterman is the exception to many rules.

That is not true of the vault. At all. The landing is but one component of several.

Hot take alert:

If you are not an experienced fan of gymnastics, or skating and cheer for that matter, judging can be bewildering. It’s much easier for a novice to recognize mistakes like falling, versus distinguishing between the levels of difficulty among different attempts. So you see falls and you naturally ask “How could she…