My area above my genitals is blue and orange like the Knicks but that’s because I have a tattoo of Jeremy Lin shooting a 3 there.

As a degenerate gambler, whenever I hear of a starting QB being out, I quickly throw a bet in before the line moves to reflect the downgrade.

They don’t. At all. They are wild animals and as such their mind is wired around the concept of surviving in the moment, not long term thinking. It’s a distinctly human process to plan for longevity. So to place that expectation on a cat is unfair. He wants what he wants. Now of course being a responsible pet owner,…

I hesitate to diagnose myself over whether I have SAD or not. I’m a man and I wouldn’t say I experience full blown depression. But within the last ten years or so the shorter days started affecting me worse and worse. It’d start about now and progress through February where it was bad. I’d sleep more and more, like up…

Not fair? I’d say it’s the minimal amount expected. He’s the leader of the University, so lead. Thankfully, belated as it may be, he realized that too.

The good thing is, if ownership is ripping off their staff by keeping tips, you can sure as shit know staff is robbing them blind in return.

What percentage of Cosplay is fandom over characters vs. straight up horniness? 10/90?

I’ll bet you say that often to a lot of things.

He cared more about his six months left on the job than doing right by the death of a student. He only acted when he saw he had sufficient cover from the governor and the student body.

William Lohis the same guy who didn’t do it two days ago because he was concerned about the impact on campus of not having William Loh around for the next 6 months.

Again, if you said it happened in Season 2 that wouldn’t even be in the top 10 stupidest plot twists.

For real, easily the best day to sneak into a bar underaged. We don’t even bother to try tonight at my place. “Um, could you wash off the face paint please?”

Guys, just chill. He was not going to fuck him in the ass for real. Relax.

If you said it happened in Season 2 I’d have believed you.

They were weighted down with the knowledge that Melo was gonna join them next year. It overwhelmed them.

Please stop. You’re triggering me.

I was once boring a 3 inch hole in a piece of wood with a cordless drill. It caught a knot and got stuck so the drill started spinning instead. Jammed my thumb up good too, it really hurt. So I know exactly what they were going through.

The thing is, they don’t even do it right. Belichick can be a condescending dick for sure, but it comes from his not giving two fucks about the need to deal with the media. He’s not aggressively antagonistic, he’s just DGAF.

Welcome to the club my friend.

True. Problem for the Wiz is that the guy they need to trade is the guy who is untradeable. They might commit to a semi-rebuild though and if so Beal’s deal has got to go. Sixers must sure wish they had the Sacramento pick though.