If you find yourself saying “Lighten up, I was joking.” once a week then you love The Family Guy.

You must love Family Guy then.

Wizards are entertaining in that I’ve never seen a team play together that doesn’t even try to hide their open hatred for each other. I know nothing of the man but John Wall must be the biggest fucking asshole who ever lived.

It saves lives really.

I just love how every single coach hired from the Patriots only seems to have learned only the wrong things from coaching under Belichick.

Co-signed.

Haha, this made me check my phone for a number I have had in my phone for 15 years. The Callin’ Oates Hotline: Your emergency Hall and Oates help line.

Fair enough. My I fucking hate Duke bias probably played a role!

Can you teach someone how to mark hard cuts?

I already own a pair of sweatpants and a t shirt, thank you.

My cat is huge, 28 pounds. He has serious food issues, he was a pound kitty who had to fight for his food when he was younger. I tried putting him on a diet several times only for him to become miserable, thus making me miserable with his non stop begging.

For a guy who supposedly has such explosive athletic skills it’s almost stunning how slow he plays. If he were to start throwing himself into the paint making the stupid mistakes rookies usually do it would be a vast improvement. If he were say the 21st player in the draft he’d be in Europe by now. But fine, let’s say…

Combining the GM powers and coach position in one man is never a good idea. Doing so with Thibs has got to be the worst idea ever. This has got to be the most foreseeable clusterfuck ever in sports history. What did he ever show in Chicago that made them think it wouldn’t end up exactly like this?

A little bit of A, a little bit of B.

Fultz ain’t cheap at $11 mil a year. Not much trade value. Saric is valuable to the Sixers, so I certainly don’t mean trade him for nothing, he could net a nice return.

Mentally weak is unfair, because who knows? But you’re right in that in college he really was just athletic as hell but nowhere near a complete basketball player. His bball IQ is zero. It is no coincidence that his college team was awful. How he became the consensus number 1 is beyond me. (To be fair, I hated Tatum…

I had a flat roof totally replaced. Cost me a fucking fortune. Flat roofs suck. 

It’s not about figuring things out, it’s that he’s simply a developmental project who at best is a few years away. Philly’s more pressing concern is that their cap window is closing fast. They need to add another piece or two this summer before Simmons and Saric eat up the remaining space. Problem is, they still don’t…

They really need to trade Saric too. He’d be far more valuable to about a dozen teams than he is to Philly. 

Maybe I am inconsistent. I do tips the guys mowing my lawn after all. And to be honest, I have only replaced one roof in my life, maybe I should’ve slipped them some cash. Roofing sucks. That said, that is skilled work I couldn’t do.