She should feel lucky, six hours is an incredibly short nap for a cat.

I’m just happy David Bowie made his own musical before he died, because I know that’s coming at some point. And the Queen musical was SO AWFUL that I wish I had left early. But do yourself a favor and read the review of the Jimmy Buffet musical if you like when a critic clearly is dripping with resentment for having…

Evidently, it's The Go-Gos (the Go-Gos broadway musical was profiled on CBS Sunday Morning last week; it's really happening).

I... desperately need to see the musical in which “My Humps” is significant to the plot.

There is a Cher musical! It’s called the Cher Show. If you google that, you will also be able to see her ‘70s variety show, which is made of awesome!

I’m trying to get sober right now. (It’s very, very new. Like, a couple days. Like, this is the first time I’m talking about it, online or IRL.) It sucks, and I admire Demi Lovato’s years of sobriety, of course, but also her honesty about her recent relapse. I hope she recovers from her OD and makes her way back to…

The good news is that Sarah’s now qualified for so many other jobs that require a straight face, like...

One of the best weddings I ever went to did this. There was no formal dinner time. But, in a room adjacent to the main reception room they had a buffet. It was a simple sandwich bar with high quality breads, meats, cheeses, and condiments, plus other heartier appetizer type foods, like meatballs, and a few veggie trays…

Dude yes. I was on vacation in the DR and this same dbag would always roll around with his vape at the bars blowing it in peoples faces. He seriously couldnt wait 1 minute to get his drink and fuck back off to his palm tree without blowing at least 3 puffs of his cotton candy bull shit in my face. You wanna vape,…

“And by the end of the year, we’re all going to want to eat Bullets.”

One word: Shrinkage

Funnily enough, that is, in fact, very close to the original intent of the invention of the game. It was designed to teach people that capitalism is awful.

It’s true. He’s like Draymond is to GS. On another team, he may or may not make as large of an impact but I think it’s arguable that he’s more valuable than CP3 to this HOU team. I would assume LAL will go after him next year if he doesn’t sign a new deal.

Much of the boring slog part of the game is due to two near-universal house rules. Fix those two, and the game moves much faster. Fines should go back to the bank, not to a pot won any time someone lands on Free Parking. And every property is supposed to be sold the first time someone lands on it; if the person who…

I was looking a few weeks ago, and holy crap, Capella is legitimately one of the elite players according to his stats. (I fully realize that some of this is a product of D’Antoni’s system, but still): PER- 12th, TS%- 6th, eFG%- 1st, Offensive Rating- 3rd, Defensive Rating- 4th, Offensive WS- 18th, Defensive WS- 6th,…

Sean McVay remembered three things. Big deal.

Not really that impressive. My wife remembers every little thing I do wrong and can bring it up at a moments notice too.

Majors are always better when Tiger is contending. 

One man is an island.

Moneyball ruined the excitement of the game. By emphasizing the “Money” over the “ball.”