I think this is a pretty unfair attack by you guys. For one thing, Trent Dilfer’s an idiot. 

We all complain about “stupid, out of touch” owners, but this actually makes sense. On the surface, it looks like someone backing down from Trump. To him (and his lawyers, I imagine) it is direct evidence of government overreach.

I wish that’d work for mine.  Even if I found her she’d just stand at the corner of the treeline and basically dare me to try and get her.  I’m thinking tranquilizer darts would be the better investment. 

I would like for you to be my new best friend.

Melo is very proudy and can eat shit.

Hopefully the Hawks will keep Melo on the team long enough for him to back stab Jeremy Lin.

About 12 years ago my aging bike, purchased while at university, was stolen. I figured it was a lost cause and wrote it off. 6 months later, it returned. Locked up in the SAME SPOT it was stolen from, but with a new lock.

Yeah, I said that elsewhere. I don’t even know if Puerto Rico has a RSN (what would air on it is beyond me) to air the games.

first they came for the almond milk, and i did not care because i did not drink almond milk. then they came for the soy cheese, and i did not care because i do not eat soy cheese. then they came for the peanut butter...

No, other people with no idea how finance works may also have this opinion.

Wait.... what?  

8 four team divisions:

Listen, if Trout doesn’t want to dump his loving wife and date a Kardashian, that’s hardly Rob Manfred’s fault. It’s not complicated.

Like Casey, I used to publicly protest injustice too, but management threatened me with consequences that I, unlike Casey, could not risk.

Oh I love this! I’m doing a 7 hour trip tomorrow with the kids and I’m totally stealing this and adding a twist- horses? You gotta make sure they DO see you!

I laughed, and then felt a little bad about it. I hope you’re happy with yourself.

Probably just the ghost of an unvaccinated child.

Trigg Adams, Sanders’ grandson

Can I just piss everyone off right now and say that I LOVE road trips with my kids? Somehow in our family we’re all the best version of ourselves when we’re travelling. One thing that I love about it is that my kids are still dazzled by seeing new things (they are 9, 5, and 2) so I get a lot of satisfaction in seeing…

That’s a horrible law.

No, we throw drunk belligerent people in jail for pushing staff because the drunk belligerent person didn’t get what they wanted.