Ahh that makes more sense! Thanks 

In his list of life priorities, Arsene Wenger placed his family fifth.

cool. Thanks for the tip (yeah not that one, the rubber one)

That t’aint right.

Penis sleeve.....Im constantly surprised by the things Ive never heard of.  Men....your two best assets are your fingers and tongue. Use them wisely and liberally...

i haven’t waitressed in years but i still have waitressing dreams where i can’t get an order into the computer, where i’ve been away from my table for hours and am afraid to go back (i know they’re still there), where i have many more tables than i can deal with etc.  i’m assuming i’ll have these until i die.

This is sad, but people going through rehab should try to avoid getting pregnant to avoid issues like this. 

England did the most England thing and added a superfluous ‘u’ to “go forth”.

That’s weird... I haven’t seen my dad or my brother since 1984...

To be fair, he spent most of his career with the Knicks. He didn’t even know what a chip was. 

Gambling Mishap? What does that even mean?

We’ll (probably) never know what started this fight, but it’s never not enjoyable to see someone talk a whole bunch and then get beaten up right after.

Yeah, this article reminded me of the debate for keeping Monta Ellis back in the Cohan-era Warriors. So much anger about trading him for Bogut and keeping Curry instead. Of course, pretty much nobody was expecting that Curry was going to become Threesus.

I don’t care where they matter, just please don’t make them matter here.

I thought at first that Fellaini and Chadli were just being rewarded for their goals against Japan, and I had my pitchfork ready, but man did their physicality decide this match. Both of them are credited with only 4 combined tackles, but the tracking and closing that they, along with Witsel, did was brilliant. I…

I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of Cardinals fans cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear we’ll never learn which lives matter.

JT’s music is just so beige to me. He’s been doing the same thing for a while now.

Apologies If I’ve missed this but, what’s next Tim? 

I don’t know exactly why Marcus Smart is really good but I also know Marcus Smart is really good. It’s confusing, I know. But he’s definitely worth more than a one-year $6 million deal. 

Nah I think people finally (thankfully) realize Melo is a bum. As a Wizards fan, my guess is that the Wizards sign him.