upstatefan
Upstatefan
upstatefan

When I was a kid, Graig Nettles was my guy. I wanted to be just like him. I played third, leaping for grounders, stretching out trying to make great plays.

Caller: Say that again? Must be bad reception, I can only hear a loud pitch.

Horrible choice of music. Needs some Benny Hill. And it’s so relaxing seeing cyclists eat asphalt.

That’s the worst Hotline Miami cosplay I’ve ever seen

Nah. The Bears are just bad, but you have to go some to reach the Browns or Jags level. That’s like a level below the Jets. If somebody tells me they’re a Bears fan I laugh with them about their team. If somebody says they’re a Jaguars fan I study them. What makes them tick? They’re rare creatures. It’s like spotting

are you pontificating from Park Slope or some shit

Fortunately he missed Dee’s nuts

No need to get all red in the face, at least they relocated the family.

Racism? At an Indians game?

I bet you’re fun at parties.

If I feel from even 6 inches and landed the way he did I’d be in bed for a week. Fucking young, athletic people, man.

“I just wish [Final Fantasy VIII]’s main character weren’t this pretty boy shithead,” is exactly what I said when I first saw squall, so it’s not like pretty boy shit heads are new to the franchise

This is funny, because on my Dem Thrones podcast, we actually call them the Bernie-hova Witnesses

“Go fuck yourself.”

Sadly, this is as close as many cyclists will ever come to wearing a yellow jersey…

Big Cousin is always watching.

Are we really on this? Comparing being a Nazi to being associated with Penn State? It’s a university. People are allowed to be proud of where they, their children, or their grandchildren went to college without being unfairly associated with Sandusky, Paterno, and that ilk. If they had a home depot shirt on, you’d be

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Honorable Mention to the Boganella Shotgun from Borderlands TPS.