Burning seems harsh. Can’t we first just toss him in a lake and see if he floats?

Video Game Shit I’m Too Old For: Grinding.

The Packers have neither a majority owner nor minority ones.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Tech bloggers getting fucked? There’s a first time for everything!

Looks like Corpus Christi got nailed.

I am 92% positive these are the same person.

Yes.

Love that he worries so much about how Villa should be pronounced in Spanish, but oblivious to the fact that David might sound differently, too.

I turn 34 in 2 months and none of this sounds interesting to me. I know who I am and am more focused on keeping the kids happy while trying to fix everything that breaks around the house.

There’s a local startup working on an organic free range neckbeard degreaser. Well, they work on it in between rehearsing in the 12 different bands each person’s in.

I bet its pretty difficult to get chain lube out of a neckbeard.

No way that bike race is in Brooklyn. All the riders’ bike wheels are the same size.

The lack of 3rd party support is a price nintendo is still paying for the dictatorship they imposed during the 8bit and 16bit era.

I don’t care about you ocarina of time and golden eye nostalgia. the N64 is a pretty shitty console with a shitty gamepad and shitty graphics that look like cat puke.

Counterpoint:

I am still scarred from the years of verbal abuse suffered while I was a house soccer league ref back in high school. I remember being told by an 8 year old girl’s grandma that I f***ing sucked in life (I was 16 years old), while that same little girl couldn’t have cared less about the game.

I’m holding out for Twitch Plays QB For the Browns.

SWIPER, NO SWIPING! SWIPER, NO SWIPING! SWIPER, NO SWIPING!