Understanding it sounds like “Don’t tell me about the pain, just show me the baby”, i think a game review should just be about the game.

Boring? How about Jimmie Johnson? He could be the guy selling me an allen wrench at Lowe’s and i’d never know the difference. I’ve bought khakis at JC Pennys with more personality.

I cannot possibly understand ever getting this worked up over either the Jags or the Texans.

Hey now! Iowa will have none of your “most boring” talk and not include them.

If you can make that shot, you get to have that shot.

Made all the more impressive by the massive stones he’s hauling between his legs.

Always with the Samurai truthers.

Is this the descent where Musk goes from being kinda like a Bond Villain who owns an secret volcano lair, to ACTUAL Bond Villain with a secret volcano lair?

Hell i know people who played through Skyrim that don’t know it’s part of a series called “The Elder Scrolls”

I have to say, the organ music really is the icing on this turd cake.

I think the core of Gaffigan’s comments are that your favorite local craft beer has become like your fantasy football team. It’s not special and nobody really cares.

So your take is that SOTN is weirder than Simon’s Quest? You sure about that?

I feel like we should preemptively investigate all the Brocks. 

That’s not Miazga being a rude dick. This is.

Congrats are in order. I would have eaten my own hands by 2pm. 

Club Internacionale Athletico Langley

I actually like the logo. But that name.....i just keep waiting for MLS to just stop it with these names.

Please somebody get the poor child a soccer performance tracker

There’s so much #Resistance there, she should call herself Ohmarosa!

Don’t disagree on your Bond take, although to be fair I can’t think of any character of any kind that has gotten as much screen time.