A close friend of mine is an ER doctor at Mayo and a big Viking fan, he said a good 50% of the people who have the same injury as Teddy did lose the leg completely. The fact he’s wearing a uniform at all is a miracle.

The Republican response to this proposed bill will be provided by Triumph the insult comic dog.

Meh. At worst, it seems more playful in intent than hurtful.

Good on Ruth for not accepting it.

Having been there for the birth of both my kids, i’ll just say a big part of me wishes i could have skipped it....or at least done the old time practice of sitting in the waiting room. The full audio/visual/olfactory experience up close is not a beautiful thing. Seeing your wife have an episiotomy (nevermind the…

1:09 - Dude, #59....that’s at least a Roger Goodell 2 week suspension.

What’s the best lettuce variety to keep your head cool? Get the boys down in Deadspin R&D on this STAT!

“It is what it is”. I say it all the time, and immediately hate myself for it.

I saw TMBG and Violent Femmes do a show in 1996, and it remains to this day one of the most surreal things i’ve ever witnessed.

I was a very well acted episode, although i’m still not sure the series has needed to continue since the end of season 2. Most of the story beats of the past 2 seasons have felt straight out of bad day-time melodrama. Husband dying of cancer. Estranged father wants a Kidney. Noah’s self-inflicted injuries and visions. …

Jesus, i’m from that part of NY, and even I’d never heard of Canton. Gotta be pretty slim pickins if you can’t even go to Potsdam.

Any footage of, you know, the actual bat flip?

I’m pretty sure i’m the only person on earth who actually likes necco wafers. Don’t mess with my off-season valentine hearts.

Can I get a show featuring Nicolas Cage reacting to Jeff Goldblum being fascinated by things?

I can hear that joke going over my head. If only i had the right onomatopoeia to describe the sound.

I feel the Saints victory was kind of a more universal feel-good thing.

The ocean and it’s not even close. It’s chock full of nightmare fuel.

I wouldn’t care if they snorted cocaine on the starting line, i’d still watch. I love watching the tour. I don’t even care who’s winning. It’s just an amazing spectacle.

“You can’t jump in in the middle and figure out what you’re watching. I don’t understand them. But if there’s a ballgame on I can understand that.”

To be fair, they just wanted to preserve some of that RFK magic!