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Gen X, always forgotten. The other day I heard someone call Martha Stewart an “out of touch boomer.” (She’s a member of the Silent Generation — ie, the forgotten parents of Gen Xers.)

Why am I not surprised? My apologies. 

They acknowledge it’s in the original comic. 

You’re probably right, but given that my Netflix queue is 250 titles long (and that’s not even getting into my Prime, Kanopy, etc. queues) and I have a toddler, I figure I can go for a few years without running out of shows to watch.

She’s referring to the Vanity Fair party, not the magazine. 

I still can’t believe Kylie leveraged her injected lips into a makeup empire. They are legit terrifying in that TikTok. Like it looks like it would be painful to smile. 

Same. The days I go into the office are the most chaotic — and I say that as someone with a relatively short commute and the flexibility to leave early should my workload allow it.

Years of hiring twentysomethings to play 16-year-olds has warped our perception of what a teen is supposed to be like. When I see actual 16-year-olds walking around my neighborhood (or just my nieces), I’m like, “OMG YOU’RE BABIES.” 

Fuck her right in the ear.

I get far more work done when I’m at home than I do at the office. To the point where I was planning to go in later this week, but I got slammed with a rush assignment so my manager just told me to work at home as much as I need to get it done faster.

Me too. But I appreciate that they are ending it as they finish high school and not doing that weird thing where they are the same age forever — or somehow all end up at the same university in the same town.

He won’t remember because he’s probably done it to a bunch of people. 

He’s 36.

I read her parents may have been wealthy at one point…but also filed for bankruptcy. I’m too lazy to google whether that’s true, but if it is, it’s possible that she is accustomed to a certain way of living, being around certain kinds of people, and wants to maintain that lifestyle. 

In his mind, if shitty sequel isn’t #1 for several weeks in a row, it’s not an unqualified success. It’s not about audiences finding it — he wants a repeat of Top Gun. Delusion + ego = someone who will never truly be happy.

Still hot, and his wife seems like a total badass too. 

This is the best takedown I have seen since racists started bitching about Black Ariel. 

“Heartthrob”? He wasn’t the one we all wanted even before he was a has-been.

The Grease omission is especially glaring.