Whoa…so I fucking love “Hounds of Love” — seriously, both the original and the Futureheads cover are on my permanent workout playlist — but a) I have never seen either of these videos and b) I didn’t even know this version of the song existed!

I have dated at least two or three guys that presented themselves as progressive but turned out to be libertarian in that “of course I’m pro-choice but I’m not paying for anything” kind of way, so I have a soft spot for other women who make that mistake. (Except, yeah, she’s said some whacky shit on her own, and I got…

No, she specifically said he calls her “Claire” — or more likely “Cweh” — instead of “mama.”

I don’t hate Grimes, but she definitely comes from a privileged background. I don’t know about her dad other than that he is a former banker who now works in biotech (thanks, Wikipedia!), but her mother is a prominent Canadian lawyer and columnist (and not terrible podcaster; I used to listen to her Canadaland…

My kid is 15.5 months and says at least 10 -15 words — mama, dada, hi, bye, no, yeah, cat, doggie, wawa (water), her cousin’s name, etc — and can understand a lot more (like she can point to her nose, feet, etc., but can’t say them). It all happened fairly recently (other than “mama” and “dada”) so it’s not that crazy…

Mommy was good (I can’t remember if I’ve seen any of this other movies), but I don’t think he’s famous enough for Dirt Bag. 

I have never seen a full episode of the show, but I feel like I understand enough of their family dynamics to suspect that Kim had four to one-up her. 

Mother of four? Is that a dig on Scott?

Secret love children or an accidental death somewhere along the line?

That actually does seem low given her modelling career, business ventures…and the fact that she was already born into wealth. 

I don’t know how monitored those posts were. There was always something…off…about them. Unless that was all part of it — just enough of an “is this icky?” factor to keep people tuning in.

Really? I took a more or less permanent social media break (I check in once in a while) because it was a major time suck, and when I had downtime from my kid, I didn’t want her nap to go by to realize I’d spent the entire time reading vaccine hesitant posts from former coworkers.

True — I was thinking more about the people making the clarification. I’ve never actually heard an ephebophile refer to himself as one. 

Right? No one is defending 40–year-old men who want to fuck 15-year-olds when clarifying that it’s technically a different perversion from pedophilia.

Obligatory:

Fuck, I’m tearing up a little now. 

Debbie Harry (in Zac Posen) did it right. 

Rich doesn’t read the comments! Honestly, I’m not sure why I’m defending him…but he really is a massive Mariah fan. 

To the myriad people who responded to my comment, I’m sorry I couldn’t ungrey you — I can’t even read what you wrote! Damn you, Kinja! *shakes fist*