I can’t think of very many murders similar to the Manson crimes.

Now, I’m not saying she’s doing all this to make Anthony jealous, but how great would it be if she were?

first victoria’s secret, then h & m?

“I am happy for those that simply do not understand, this means you had good parent(s)”

You missed the woman’s AWESOME follow up. Bravo!

“I’ll allow it”

This is incredible!! Fuck yes, little girl, scoop all those professional reporters. Collect your Pulitzer in 10 years and laugh in their faces.

I think companies really need to get out of the habit on firing people because the internet demands a sacrifice. It only encourages people to continue using toxic behaviors to push their agendas.

I would never work at an office where this doesn’t apply. I don’t need a bunch of competent careerists shining a spotlight on how much my shit is held together with chewing gum and string.

I think the cold meds are kicking in because I have no idea what I just read. This is about a guy who just ruined his writing career by calling out some big names and emailing everyone his complaints? Is that it?

This the entire fucking Western Civilization. We are all lazy and living in a house of cards. This guy’s gonna blow our house down because of Elle fucking magazine? NO THANKS. /goes back to reading tumblr on the clock

I have never worked at an office where this would not apply.

My favorite part:

True story. I follow literally dozens of basset hounds.

If you like looking at cute animals, it’s great for that (especially if you need something to entertain you briefly while waiting in line, in the bathroom, etc.). Mine is primarily cute animal accounts, and also some accounts which post frequent updates related to my hobby.

Only if you have friends/family that are on it. Keeping up with vapid “celebrities” and the like isn’t worth anyone’s time.

Facebook makes me star old-as-shit posts all the time with their popularity metrics. Like, uh, I just presumed something up there was recent because it’s the first thing presented to me, but it may be a week old!

I think as a parent, you kinda know, at some point, that your kid isn’t college material. That they’re just not “book smart” if you will. Kimmy was that kid, I’m sure. Kris knew it, so she helped her to use the assets she did have.

Her parents could have sent her to any school she wanted, to study any subject she wanted, but they didn’t. Kris has been grooming her from day one to be a celebrity and nothing else.