Ugh, boomer-aged male tourists are the worst. I occasionally get one who pries into my education level and then tries to offer me unsolicited advice, assuming I’m some lowly scullery maid or something. Actually, I run the place, I’m home by noon every day, and I have all the time in the world to work on my marginally…

Not 100% sure if this counts as negging, but it’s a good story so I’ll tell it anyway.

I find it very... weird how eager her parents are to do interviews and stuff

“Gender” is a personal/cultural/social construct, not a biological one. You can switch genders as often as you switch your clothes if that’s what suits you. Jenner will always have that pesky Y-chromosome, yes, but it’s really a moot point in terms of her identity.

I really don’t think you’re as socially liberal as you think you are. For comparison’s sake, I wouldn’t consider myself as socially (or even fiscally) as liberal as many readers here (I was a Canadian Conservative until a few years ago), and yet, I don’t know what’s so difficult to accept here. Most doctors accept…

That’s the fascinating part to me...the number of people who think that since, they, personally don’t understand it, it must be weird and the rest of the world shouldn’t be so accepting. As if they are somehow the standard-bearer for what is tolerable.

She never switched genders. Sex is not the same as gender. Problem solved. You’re welcome.

This is a you problem, not a Caitlyn Jenner problem.

As someone with two fertilized eggs being planted into me tomorrow, starting out with two fertilized eggs is no guarantee of twins or any baby at all.

Yeah but now she can have multiple orgasms so who is the real winner here

Because of Ana’s site I’ve built a coffee table, end table, kitchen table, and console table. The wife is happy and I saved thousands than buying from a store.

Exactly. I don’t really understand the reductive mindset that dictates that you can only pity one kind of person at a time. It’s the same bullshit argument that Men’s Rights arseholes use whenever women get cranky about, say, a lack of female representation in pop culture. “There are women in Saudi Arabia with real…

Sucks to be those of us in rentals with no dishwasher. Wasting our money, time, water, self-respect, etc.

Stoners do all kinds of things. I clean my apartment and watercolor.

Look how cute she is though. In like 10 years I want her to be the next Kelly and drink on TV and talk about things.

8. Beachy waves

I have so many memories from college of the fire alarm going off in my dorm because people put in the popcorn for too long. It states the time right there on the bag! No ambiguity! Thanks for making me stand out in the cold and drizzle at midnight, fucking assholes.

Still annoyed after all these years.

Exactly how long would someone have to microwave something to get it to look like that?!

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