I don’t like the song either, but I’m always interested in Britney (I don’t know why), so I listened, and found myself surprised by really enjoying this. I wouldn’t buy it or anything, but then I almost never buy music anyway. It’s a fun take.

This turtle’s best friend is Travis the owl.

I can’t think of a single situation in which a turtle isn’t the star of the room. This turtle is just demanding his due.

The guy was on the Wheaties box when I was a kid. He was a national hero!

He’s like ten of the world’s best athletes in one!

I think the difference is Bruce Jenner won the gold medal in the freaking decathlon—which means that there was a time where he (as a reminder, he still wants us to use male pronouns for now, so that’s what I’m going with) could lay claim to the title of World’s Greatest Athlete. So, regardless of what anyone thinks of…

Like a boss

“Pffft...tourists”

The thing about Kanye is that people hate him for being himself, and not pretending to be a quiet, polite celebrit who does what’s expected of them. He happens to be the kind of person who needs to be overly confident and believe in his work, and the people around him, and he comes off like an asshole. He wants…

I’m just gonna repeat myself. I CANNOT believe the hypocrisy it takes to write this in A DIRT BAG. Ffs.

I recorded the interview and watched it this morning-you guys, I was balling, and felt oddly patriotic. It was like I was watching history being made.

Yes, the struggle is definitely an ongoing thing. Thanks for the tip!

I have struggled with this my entire life. In addition to the book callout in the article, I highly recommend the book “Too Perfect: When Being in Control Gets Out of Control” - it’s an ongoing struggle - but you can in fact see your need for perfection wane over time (mindfulness is KEY). Also, making mistkaes on…

No. You have to have some level of consideration for your neighbors when you live stacked like sardines in a NY apt building.

I have absolutely no problem with neighbors fucking loudly (I’ve been known to engage in some probably quite loud kinky acts), as long as they’re not doing it while I’m trying to sleep. If it’s after 10 or 11 on a weeknight, kindly stfu please.

This. It’s not cute, it’s annoying and unnecessary. And obviously if there have been that many complaints, these people don’t care about anyone but themselves.

People who don’t clean up after their dogs disgust me. Some fucker round here lets their dog shit all over the street and never picks up. By the size of the turds, the dog must be the size of a cow.

Isn’t this the guy that molested his transgender niece? The guy that “nice guy” George Clooney punched out on the set of “Three Kings”? The guy that Lily Tomlin lost her shit at? WHY do people continue to make movies with him, and why do people continue to throw money at him to fund said movies?

Some cats hate cameras.

I’m sure it’s tape, but in that case why was this bikini made? Like, it has to be a designer brand right? A product? Maybe one that is sold? Was this bikini made specifically for cover models? In which case, are there ever going to be more of them? Because you wouldn’t have another magazine cover use the exact same…