You lost both my upvote and my belief in (this is the show talking not me) at THAT MASSIVE FUCKING BITCH OF A JEW NOSED LAWYER.

If I've got this right, you've taken up arms that asexuals - and from your posts you don't profess to be one - might hypothetically be mad at this portrayal. Well, alright then.

Why can nobody pronounce "Yael"? Everyone on this show pronounces it as "Ya-yell".

Slight typo. It was Lernernerner Dicarpricorn, not DiCapricorn. The "carp" was over-enunciated in the voice-over, too.

One of the coolest things about this show is the software verisimilitude. In the flashback at the beginning, they showed Elliot using μTorrent version 3.2.1, which was released October 3, 2012. The next stable version, 3.2.2, wasn't released until November 8, 2012. Since the scene takes place on Halloween, if Elliot…

You got the episode name wrong repeatedly, including in the title to the review. It's not The Dark Crate. It's A Dark Crate.

I am of exactly the opposite opinion. The easiest way to tell the difference is that I liked The Illusionist.

Really? I heard it and thought, "Wow, that's actually pretty close to Snowden's voice."

JGL looks decently like Snowden, and can pull off an amazingly good Snowden voice judging by that trailer.

I hope you realize that what you've scare-quoted "Alexa" is an actual product made by Amazon: http://www.computerworld.co…

Plus Ben Whishaw, the sexiest bushy-haired squirrel-man alive, plays the Nas part.

If nobody's yet told you where to stick "it," allow me to be the first.

Well, she sort-of will. She'll still probably have the mountain crush the head of anyone who makes obscene jokes about her.

Counterpoint: You have no heart.

I WANT TO SEE THAT SERIES.

All of the magic tricks featured in the Illusionist were actual magic tricks, though, with actual methods, so it makes it all the more frustrating they decided to 'enhance' them with CGI.

The (awful) first movie pulled off the remarkable magic trick of having an ending that was both completely predictable and completely nonsensical. I wonder if this movie can possibly top it.

It's fake IRC.

I guess I'm saying that Jared hasn't been at all informed by being straight either, or by sexuality in any way, so it wouldn't have been shoehorning or pandering whatever sexuality they chose to make him (even asexual would have fit without breaking any characterization), nor disingenuous to his character.

It's not such an important point. I don't feel betrayed that he isn't; there was just nothing contradicting that before that I remember and I thought he might be. I'm disappointed to have been wrong.