I take exception with your "usually three spaces," since I've never heard of three spaces as a tab depth. Standards are 2 or 4.

Checks out: http://i.imgur.com/hxMm85O.jpg

I hope I'm not the only one disappointed that Jared isn't gay. I really wanted him to be!

Fuck yes, Arya. Welcome back.

That poster wouldn't annoy me so much if it didn't throw in an incorrect comma and if the difference in meaning weren't just from the capitalization, not the punctuation. But as it is, everything about it is wrong.

Not to say your opinion is wrong, but your opinion is wrong and your reasons for holding it are stupid. Of course Chuck blames Jimmy, and has all the pieces to put together what must have happened, though no evidence. Of course he seems crazy to Ernesto and Hamlin, but Kim knows Jimmy well enough to know both that…

Seen? You're hopeless. Fletch is such a better book than movie.

Last week Liv put a ridiculous amount of sriracha on her brainburger. I don't know what you mean "the last few weeks."

The first screenshot makes the claim that "stretchy mozz" rhymes with "sketchy thoughts," which doesn't seem like it can be true without a significant vowel shift.

"Supped up"? I think you mean "souped up" (or "suped up" if you prefer the "supercharger" etymology over the "horse drugs" etymology). Right now I'm imagining the fight scene has had a hearty dinner.

You're flat-out wrong. Hot dogs are not a primo cut of meat, and ketchup complements them nicely. I usually like ketchup and diced onions on my hot dogs. Then again, I'm not sure what a "Chicago dog" is.

You had such a good opportunity, but you blew it.

For my money, Tarsem Singh's "The Fall" is the greatest-looking movie ever made.

I don't understand Alex Proyas' career trajectory. The Crow was fun, watchable pulp, and Dark City a masterpiece… and then he made "I, Robot," "Knowing," and this. What gives?

They didn't need to see the video. Jimmy just wanted to humiliate his client a little. And as Kim pointed out, the video may hang Jimmy to dry someday soon.

You bring up Lily Allen, who's a clear counterexample, and dismiss her just as readily, when "The Fear" is a just-about-perfect example of a satirical pop song that, with impeccable aim, takes down materialistic pop music culture.

As someone who hates the ending of that movie: I thought it was stupid, obvious to see coming, and relied on very precisely coincidental timing, and mean-spirited in that it was entirely made just to rub the protagonist's own failure in his face after he couldn't do anything about it. The plot didn't build up to it…

"The uploader has not made this video available in your country."

Even on the moon, which is really nearby, a night is two weeks long.

You need seven people for that? That's quite a long penis!