Trudeau used to be a teacher at a private school, so he has experience dealing with spoiled, privileged children.
Unwholesome
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Something to remind everyone: Trudeau is an accomplished boxer.
They need to make fun of it on SNL for him to stop.
I’m sure Trudeau decided that he would tear a tricep muscle if he had to just to avoid Donny’s little playground game.
I watched a documentary about gorillas last night and they’re definitely kinder and smarter than 45.
To be fair Abe did a pretty good job of resisting considering how long he tried it for. I think The Cheeto just knew he wasn’t going to win this one and gave up quicker.
He will never know. Faux News would never critique him.
That’s freaking great. Trudeau looked like he put his whole body into resisting the “Trump Tug”. I wonder if he had some sort of training regimen before the trip with an aikido master. That’s what a well-prepared world leader looks like, as opposed to a fly-by-pants leader that lacks the sense to leave a public…
Trump is going to lose sleep over the fact that Trudeau slighted his hand.
For a self proclaimed germaphobe 45 likes to touch people’s hands.
Thirst.
I am on pins and needles. I have no idea what Justin will manage with this visit but by gum he better be smart. Fuck. I know Canadians are still super inlove with our PM but he is showing his Liberal stripes more and more and we cannot be certain of what will come of this meeting. Please just don’t sell us out Trudeau.
I’d have been happier if he just refused to shake his hand entirely. Alternatively, I would be happy if Trudeau immediately applied hand sanitizer following the shake.
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And at least y’all still have Rick.
is currently seated at a table full of professional women and Ivanka Trump
You just know all Trump was thinking about was how Trudeau has giant bear-like paws, and likely a corresponding giant Canadian maple log, resting only millimetres from his gold-threaded upholstery.
People keep saying, “Trump doesn’t know how to shake hands,” but it’s more than that — Trump is a clueless buffoon, and I guarantee that he read somewhere that pulling that kind of idiotic shit when someone shakes your hand is some kind of “power move”. Being a fucking moron with no external locus of self-regard, he…
It’s a dominance thing. I’d say he’s like a gorilla but that’s insulting gorillas who are fine and smart, not orange and weak.
The Japanese Prime Minister’s first name is Shinzō; even Trump knows this. Shinto is a Japanese religion.