J.K. Rowling isn’t fucking around.

I always enjoy the assholes who park between the chairs....or the ones that put “free chair” signs out.

That would fit right in over here on the Eastern side of PA. I love watching the #nosavesies posts on Twitter each winter, especially when the Philly police chime in.

Hadid? More like HaDon’t.

I hate it when people park in front of my house overnight. Park in front of your own damn house. Or better yet, in your driveway where you belong.

I heard it was between Emma Stone and Tibetan ancient mystic Tilda Swinton.

She stole that part from a real Asian actress like Emma Stone.

If your skin is so thin that you verbally abuse someone until they leave the theater just because they flipped you off, maybe you shouldn’t be a comedian. :/

Latinos don’t like people parking in front of their houses? Huh. They have that in common with Western Pennsylvanians, then - Western PA folk have perfected the art of placing a lawn chair in the street to “reserve” their spot.

They darkened her skin, gave her an afro wig, and made her lips look plumper. The second set in black and white is especially clear on trying to make her look black (she’s not. She’s white and Middle Eastern [half Dutch half Palestinian, not black]). Instead of using a mixed-black or black model they used her/her…

Vogue Italia put out famous all black model issues.

Gigi. Honey. Don’t.

Ya, this happened to me at a comedy club (Yuk Yuks). The warm up acts were pretty funny and only vaguely vulgar. The headliner came out and it was over the top vulgar and misogynist. One of our group took offense and stood up to object - he went off on us like a crazy person. We left and I have never gone back. I…

They could’ve hired a black model.

People called Gigi Hadid racist for mocking a cookie, Zayn assured them that she isn’t, and then people got mad at him.

I always assumed it meant to help mom in the kitchen. Stuff like that. But I was 6 and perhaps missed some of the political nuance involved. :)

Oh Lord yes. How could I have forgotten him?!

They’re on a roll! “Comb over here and take a look! Ctenophore jellies have hairs carefully coiffed into combs that curve light into its component colors as the jellies course through the planktonic community.”

OMG, you replied! First time I’ve gotten a Kinja blogger to respond to me! What a day!