Yes! And I even know Chad Kroeger is a dick!!! Yet, still defensive. Blech indeed

He’s like that kid in high school who decided that he is throwing THE spring break party since his parents are going to his great aunts funeral. He got his older brother to get a pony keg and his dad’s stereo system still works pretty well. He spent a week making a playlist on his iPod and he’s going to lose his…

So it works out pretty well for them— they get all this name recognition, but they don’t have to even sully themselves by actually playing the inauguration! Plus, bonus, they also get a righteous Wikipedia entry as “that little cover band who stood up & refused to play for a dictator”.

Nuclear war is coming BUT that doesn’t mean we can’t find something to laugh at. Laughing our asses off as the world burns.

Don’t they have a song about domestic violence? I would be surprised if they’d agree to perform for the Assaulter-In-Chief.

And putin isn’t even returning his phone calls. He promised he’d be there this time. HE PROMISED!

I love that they are called The B Street Band, and I hope that their singer’s name is Spruce Bringsteen.

You’ve cracked this case wide open!

Of course, if one actually read what the band has said about this, one would know that that’s not at all why they made this decision.

Hey, I hate nickelback as much as anyone, but being as they’re fellow Canadians ... let’s not drag them into this. Americans have other shitty bands that could possibly play for the rotting pumpkin

I’m surprised that it’s not going to be one long Ted Nugent concert. Probably because Ted imagines himself to be the ultimate alpha male everywhere he goes... just like Trump. I bet they hate each other hard.

Can you imagine the temper tantrum he is having right now? He’s throwing the biggest, bestest party and no one will come. All of the cool kids are ignoring him. At least Ivanka will pee there for him.

Well if he’d just pay the bands in advance, he wouldn’t have this problem ...

Bleak for Trump and supporters. But absolutely DELICIOUS for the rest of us!

SCABS in retreat. Good.

Could you describe the idea you were going for by posting that video? There is no fucking WAY my finger’s anywhere near that play button.

Not even a cover band will perform at his inauguration, damn, that is extra bleak.

Is Nickelback available? Because...

You may mean Queen of Queens, since if the pups received their mother’s DNA only, they would all be females.