I love Bryan Cranston. I hate James Franco. Why does this movie exist.

everything with Franco is terrible

I thought you meant literally.😞

I think a movie about penis jousting would be neat.

OMG, my mother is the fucking queen of “just smile and you’ll feel better!” No, Mom, I take Paxil so I don’t throatpunch people like you who just. Don’t. Get. It.

And he did it more than once! I actually dragged him out of the bag once as he was mid-shit. They are such little douchebags.

a) These cats are chatty, and not a siamese among them!.

These two have been running in to the kitchen every time I make a move.

My little shit was napping on some very important insurance paperwork the other day and was swatting at my hand whenever I tried to get it. She’s lucky she’s adorable.

Ummm, your cat is the most beautiful cat.

I didn’t manage to take a better picture in time but playing that video immediately got the attention of my cats. One even tried getting involved in their discussion, too.

I’m babysitting a lovely tabby, and he’s mostly a sweetheart and does things like sleep curled up in my arms. Though this morning, he decided to sing the song of his people and claw things. Now he’s purring and nudging me.

Oh my god I’m losing it over here. I love how it always ends with licking. Like maybe they were just having a really long drawn-out negotiation about the cleaning schedule?!

I feel you, Julianne. This little shit won’t let me pack up my shit so I can move. He’s lucky he’s so cute.

Rih deserves better.

I too turn into a whiny eating machine between November and February. I never shit in a box though.