I’m amazed at how ignorant of lube people are, unless they’re doing anal. I’ve had partners where I never needed it but generally kept a little bottle for toys or just in case. If I ever mentioned lube to straight friends they acted like I was speaking Mandarin - lube, who needs/uses lube?

Or people who are dehydrated? It’s a totally normal thing for a lot of people.

AH LUBE! WE HAVE FOUND RHONDA RHOUSEY’S KRYPTONITE! Well that and acting judging by her performance at Wrestlemania.

just cover yourself in lube when you meet her, so you will slip and slide of her hands

I don’t think she had cancer survivors, women over 50, or sexual trauma victims in mind when she answered the question.

I had an ex who was offended when I asked to use lube. He felt like it was an insult to him, like I was saying he couldn’t get me aroused enough and we had to “cheat” with lube*. He did finally agree to baby oil though. And to this day the smell of the stuff makes me sick.

Plus isn’t her whole stage persona 24/7 troll?
(so like, clickbait is her genre)

All I’m saying is that her intentions were on point, and a new career for floundering English majors just opened up: Rephrasers. They’re like publicists, except that they’re not super career-oriented and instead really care about the jouissance of magazine interviews, but they’ll also help you edit your opinion so…

If she has zero lubrication going on down there then the guy is doing something wrong, he isnt munching the carpet. Take your time fellas and give your tongue a workout and then you can go to pound town.

They climb ropes! JUST LIKE US.

No that’s when you get out a sharpie, circle the stain and write the words “worth it” next to the stain.

I always love these “Stars: Just Like Us!” things. I mean, seriously, what is Alexander Skaarsgard supposed to do with his effing groceries?

She may be wrong about this but she could probably bench press me without breaking a sweat so should we ever meet she is right about everything and I will deny writing this if anyone says anything about it.

unless it’s about the stains that are unremovable because silicone lube is the worst...yet best.

#teamlubeitalldammit

I feel like if she could just rephrase it to something like, Guys who skip foreplay are lazy, she’d really be hitting the nail on the head.

Fight me IRL

I try not to listen to anyone who's job description entails major neurological trauma.

MMA Fighters! They’re just like us! Woefully egocentric and ill informed!

And weed makes you sooo horny. Also sometimes I want a quickie then my vagina will lazily lubricate itself after I’m done.