COTD

I don’t get it? Going down on the ladies is my favorite part. Is it bad that I’d rather give than to receive?

I hope he never does.

Yeah, Tracy’s underlying attitude on this subject is kind of ugly. And I hate the way she forces the equivalence between “woman is willing to permit vaginal penetration until man has orgasm” and “man is willing to perform cunnilingus until woman has orgasm.”

By not sucking dick, Stevenson has prevented no man from still getting off via sex. By not going down on women, Lloyd has effectively refused to give women orgasms from sex, while ostensibly continuing to get them for himself.

Are there that few of us, of any gender, that actually like giving oral sex? Sure, I have to remember to move my neck periodically, but it’s a good time with the right mindset.

What fucking man? I will kick the shit out of him and eat your pussy RIGHT NOW!!!!

“turn your cherry out”

That sounds vaguely painful.

Thank you. I am not a fan of oral on me, because it just doesn’t turn me on. It feels kind of comforting and soothing, but not sexy. I have permitted men to perform it on me because they wanted to, but for me it’s kind of meh. I get bored and start making shopping lists in my head, or thinking about what to make for…

Here, dude, just buy this: http://www.amazon.com/Female-Ejacula…

One of the first boys to ever go down on me (and to whom I lost the V-card ((eeew, sorry)) refused to ever do it after the first time, claiming it made him vomit. That did awesome things for my already-shitty teenage self esteem. My current partner (going on 11 years!) will GLADLY go to town on me at the drop of a…

Unanticipated ejaculation is bad for both genders. Can we agree? Also, there’s usually an undertone in guys who won’t eat pussy suggesting that it is somehow unmasculine. (Think of the episode of the Sopranos where they mock Junior for enjoying the art of giving.) It’s bizarre but to them i say “it’s turkey time,”…

I have a weird lady boner for Arby’s now.

If God wanted me down there, He wouldn’t have made curtains of meat to made to hide something, which is —incidentally— also a new slogan at Arby’s. Arby’s Curtains of Meat To Hide Something.

“If every woman who’d ever been jizzed on wrong stopped sucking dick, well, there’d be a lot less dick sucking.” Exactly.

I mostly confused about how he doesn’t understand the difference between female ejaculation and peeing. Cause they aren’t the same thing really. I’m not saying they both can’t happen, but peeing isn’t usually my going to upon orgasm. Maybe I’ve been doing it wrong lo these many years.

It’s not that women can ejaculate, it’s that they shouldn’t. It’s unnatural, and God doesn’t make mistakes. It’s the same reason I can’t eat a beef and cheddar at Arby’s. Arby’s: God’s Wrath Made Manifest Through Meat.

By not going down on women, Lloyd has effectively refused to give women orgasms from sex, while ostensibly continuing to get them for himself.

WHAT? This is actually a thing?

Or are super really high on cocaine but there’s only 2 lines of the 8 ball left.