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I read this as an actress signing on for one project, and not wanting to have it switched for a totally different one. Filming a tv series is very different from filming a movie—logistically, financially... And also, she IS an A-list star right now. Doing a TV movie would be bad for her career. Can we recognize a

Yes thank you - this is what I got out of this. It’s like getting a project assignment at any job, agreeing to the terms and conditions with your boss, and then somewhere down the line your boss completely changes the parameters (schedule, expectations, etc.) - and in this case they didn’t even seem to bother to let

I don’t think she’s knocking TV as a medium—she’s appearing in an HBO limited series this fall (“Big Little Lies”). She’s saying that she contracted to do this particular project for film and isn’t necessarily up for it now changing to TV (which requires a different type of shooting schedule, etc.).

Ya know what? I’m not going to blame her for dodging this particular bullet. This seems like a franchise with dwindling interest and the TV show seems like a weird effort to keep the ship afloat. And she's already done like three of this things! The idea of doing an entire TV show after that many films has gotta seem

Too busy sunning her vag? Eating clay? I’d be willing to bet $10 that in 5 years she’s on some laugh tracked TV show anyway.

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I bike a lot, but recently moved from DC (flat) to Colorado (not flat). I’m pretty comfortable going 30-40mph down a hill, but I wish I had a better grasp of ‘how many pebbles it takes for you to crash and burn around a mild curve’. 1? 2? 10?

man you are being generous.

No. Just no.

WHY ISN’T YOUR HAND OVER YOUR HEART? DON’T YOU KNOW PEOPLE DIED FOR YOU TO BE ABLE TO COMPETE IN THE OLYMPICS? WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA SO MUCH? IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT HERE YOU SHOULD JUST LEAVE!!!111 AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

I like his style, here is me winning a gold in Rio.

I guess Flea is more of an Irish Spring man.

Exactly. When the choice is between boring and Lindsay Lohan, boring is the way to go.

Eh, boring is one of the best ways for a child star to end up.

White dudes get in a fight with security, bust up a shop and then lie about getting mugged and Americans largely treat it like a joke, with some articles essentially describing the situation with a boys will be boys undertone .

I guess Anna Condo don’t want none anymore.

It’s not weird that a father might hold his child while in his underwear. It’s weird to try to make this touching adoption story somehow about underwear.

Thats why I gave it a 6

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