lol at y’all livin that privileged concierge life.

Those poor, poor deer.

based on current election results I believe all our villages have plenty of backup idiots.

Ah, shit. I think I had finally expunged that one, too. Maybe I can get rid of it with the “Beautiful Mount Airy Lodge” jingle.

Carrie Fisher is who I want to be when I grow up

republicans in 2002: EXPORT DEMOCRACY EVERYWHERE

You're right I think

Why in the world do they suddenly care about women being assaulted. No one seemed to care when it was a drunk guy trying to grope me in the middle of the street or on the subway or at a concert.

OH WAIT, ITS not about that is it

You do understand this issue isn’t really about Ronald Reagan, right? It’s about not making fun of a particularly heartbreaking disease.

This picture doesn’t show all the effort they put into decorations.

I love how one of the women can’t even bring herself to stand in the room with him, lol.

They didn’t even go in for a party platter, just some fuck you Kirk five dollar foot longs.

What even is this?? Those women sort of look like mirror images of each other but they are wearing different clothes so I guess they are two different people...but it’s so...creepy. Just standing in the shadows, and standing so far away from him! Like maybe he might start shouting about wives and bibles at any moment

Helpmeet = Jesus created you to be a victim of domestic abuse an unpaid servant and sex toy.

It’s a reference to Eve from Genesis 2:18, King James Version. So basically, old English nonsense for “a helper.”

They DO look about as happy as hostages, anyway.

Julie Costello would never have put up with that shit.

It's shit like this that leads Kirk to eating Subway alone on his birthday.

because I go to around 4-5 classes per week, usually.

that the government and/or the medical establishment are attacking the family for their beliefs.