:-)

also: Jonads?

I complained about the Olympics post! And am glad to see a spoiler alert on today’s. So, don’t be too hard on yourself - even stupid bitches can learn something! (Totally your words, not mine.)

So, no to the fish oreos. Got it. ;-)

Did you like it?

A bit off-topic. I was a juror on a criminal trial once and the defense attorney was so terrible that the judge would often have to stop her and tell her to start over because “the court has lost track of your train of thought.” After it was over I googled her and found out she was this garbage human’s attorney. I got…

“Daddy’s Gone”? Automatic Team Rock.

Eh, usually I’d agree with you. But it’s a spectator event that we literally cannot watch live. I don’t think a spoiler warning is too much to ask. It’s not like I’m complaining about Game of Thrones spoilers a week after it’s aired.

That’s even more reason to not spoil it. We can’t watch it until prime-time. It’s not like I’m making a proactive decision to not watch it until later. I don’t have a choice.

For real. Why not a “hey, wanna know the results? Click here!” headline? Most of us have jobs and can’t watch this stuff live. You know this, Jezebel!

Where you live? Pizza is bomb.

Biden is personally pro-life and politically super pro-choice. You can be both.

No dogs are old enough.

Do you post them together? Because the grossest thing in the world is when people post pictures of their kids covered in food.

Oh, I see the problem. I only started subscribing to ANTM Magazine after cycle 3.

Oh no! Joanie! I loved Joanie. :(

Damn it! The cat’s out of the bag. We women have been trying to keep the splendor of menstruation secret. Periods are bliss!

I don’t know. These are people who’ve gone at each other so hard in the primaries, and then just line up behind whoever the winner is. Who didn’t Trump insult personally? And Cruz is the only one who isn’t publicly supporting him. If the public wants Cruz, they’ll all line up behind Cruz.

I mean, what’s the point?

That’s me with Love, Actually. It makes me want to burn the world down and everyone else is all, “awwww, it’s so sweet!” Every single storyline is a dumpster fire.