I don’t think she was an actual baby.

Ok, so the NFL the screwed up the whole concussion thing, but it is really handling that domestic violence thing well...

But worry not, fans: the league will never stop pursuing that nefarious fiend, Tom Brady, for all of his heinous crimes against The Game.

Yeah, I thought he leaned into it. That pitch was darn near over the plate. He should’ve leaned back. Not saying he deserved to get hit. But ugh.

The pitch and its aftermath horrified both spectators in attendance.

“Ryan’s Vogelsong - it’s like Brian’s Song with less cancer!”

It’s like when your cat bolts into your basement, that motherfucker clearly knows something you don’t.

He definitely ducked into that pitch. Probably wouldn't happen to guy who sees 400 ABs in a season. Hope the guy is ok

Arrrggh. Now he’s a real pirate.

His heroic story battling the injuries he received from this will soon be told in the tear jerking TV movie “Ryan’s Voglesong”

This is the worst? You’ve clearly never visited Thought Catalog.

RG3 will have a great run in Cleveland. Too bad they’ll be down 30 to Pittsburgh when it happens.

I disagree with him politically (the parties taking turns because that’s more fair than democracy? Come on) but I think this is an imminently sane assessment. I hope people read it. Maybe a non-political person can talk to Trump’s fanatics more effectively than some progressive wonk finger-wagging about their best…

I’m pretty sure they tied 12-12. Your general point about it going against the script still stands, though.

Everyone who should be talking about it has too much of the only thing that matters to them at stake. See also: Slavery & the World Cup.

Can’t believe this story still hasn’t transcended the sports world. It’s been out here forever but never goes anywhere.

Help is on the way. Governor Snyder has decided to appoint an Emergency Manager for Rio.

That only works until they start demanding more shit pics

A post has been making the Facebook rounds about a woman who sends pictures of her shits to guys who send her dick pics.