I think it’s hilarious that they made the splitter protection color matching rust brown....like those fuckers wouldn’t have fallen off decades before this level of rust set in...

do bears sh*t in the woods back seat of a forester?

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I love Steve Lehto and his podcasts, but the quote above (which may not be the entirety of his response) at least implies there is no such thing as fair use in the trademark context, which is not accurate. It won’t help here since it’s mostly applicable in comparative advertising contexts (Brawndo TM has 10x as much Read more

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if, as you surmise, God hadn’t intended for man to eat on the move, then he wouldn’t have had us walk upright on two legs in the first place.
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Sounds like the welder might be the first priority, then.
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