Just look at him, plugging away, weaving through traffic to beat the goalie by a hair. It’s good Everton wanted toupee for his services.

“...it wasn’t worth my time, to keep on beating my head up against the wall, and not go anywhere.”

This is exactly why I don’t play in the summer league.

Today the Great Salt Lake is even saltier.

The ‘Tics? Fuck you and your dog too

He’s going to Miami, bank on it. The man is a GLORY BOY who will follow the glitz and glamour to South Beach.

Supposedly team personal wore a shirt with this picture on it when Griffin came in for his meeting.

Trust the thermodynamic process.

Thankfully the writeup for the NL East can be more succinct.

“And anyway, when you have the chance to lock an injured, 5'6" point guard who can’t defend anyone and who’s pushing 30 into a five year, $200 million contract, you have to take it.”

The Vikings add people to their ring of honor in fucking JUNE? Wow.

Obviously they won’t go. No one in the NBA supports a travel ban.

I assume the Kings have already given you a 3 year contract to lead their front office.

It’s tough to get anyone in Washington to admit to obstruction these days.

Would the name of a quarterback who is simultaneously underqualified and overqualified for every NFL team be “Schrodinger’s Kaep”?

Why say “Five Gulf Nations cut ties with Qatar” when you can say “Five Gulf Nations break Qatar strings?” That’s web journalism 101, Wags.

Darkest day in Twins history since Jennifer Connelly’s breast reduction surgery.

big idiot’s beef

Ironically most predators in Nashville lose interest after graduation.