He stopped short? That’s my move!!

The kick is just a lucky shot. What makes this video is the candle trash talk at the end.

you seem rational

Too many people involved. A Rod has to be the centaur of attention.

Come on, you guys are just making Machado about something.

Year 1: Bad player

“Had he gone to one of my bogus charter schools, he would have learned civility, politeness, and how to make Gucci purse knock-offs in a basement sweatshop for my benefit.”

One of the problems ESPN’s Darren Rovell points out

Wrong Said Fred.

I think the proper headline is:

The strategy here (from my cynical standpoint) is obvious:

A whole lot of nostalgia for the Mariners - Ichiro hits a home run, they played Randy Johnson’s mullet at shortstop,...

Patience, Coach Fizdale - you said you are a “rookie coach.” Respect will have to wait until you’re a grizzlied veteran.

Just as well. Guy thrives in isolation.

Mike Tyson, who presented Christie with a title belt...

Fleury’s got a no-movement clause that requires the Pens to protect him in the expansion draft–unless he chooses to waive it. Since Pittsburgh can’t protect both goalies, Fleury’s definitely getting trading unless he agrees to waive that NMC.

In hindsight, starting 11-30 wasn’t the greatest strategy but Spo always thinks out of the box.

But Bob Golic in Saved by the Bell: The College Years, *that’s* an ongoing and committed crossover of professional football and the dramatic arts.

Why doesn’t the NBA mind the player-for-a-day thing when it comes to Derrick Rose?