Ball, who played college football for the Wisconsin Badgers, said he will be taking classes at the university this summer to finish his degree.

Or, Duncan took a hometown discount with Gameday and left millions on the table.

Tony, if you are reading this, hear me out... how about the Mets?

(a dejected Houston Texans GM loads $10 million in a wheelbarrow to burn in a barrel fire) (looks through his desk for charcoal lighter/matches)

He’s probably crying because he realizes he needs to spend time in Philadelphia.

In other news, Jose Bautista received a Charley Horse on his face.

Maybe the alcoholism thing was all a big misunderstanding. I mean, it’s easy to understand how people might have thought he had alcohol problems. Everytime he mentioned the Redskins, he was slurring.

Cop impersonates an ice agent. And the immigrant fucks him up?

We are in the Upside Down.

If Mark Davis doesn’t want fans to be overwhelmed at the new stadium, he should insist on a simple bowl design.

After April 1's 89-79 loss to the Lakers:

That’s actually just another pair of khakis folded up.

Cut the man some slacks.

USA owns Puerto Rico!

Unless she was prepared a certain way, in which case he could have been through the wurst.

I was always told not to feed dogs people food.

“You made the right call bro. I’d have totally done the same thing, even if I knew the correct title.”

Shocker Wife Can’t Remain Seated.

Looks like someone at the scorer’s table didn’t realize their green St. Patrick’s Day hair will be turquoise the next day.

“Close, but no cigar” -juror when asked if he believed Estrada and Hernandez were guilty of smuggling every Cuban into the country.

And with this new rule, his career will be taking a step back.