“Whoever these miscellaneous Celtics are, they are feisty as hell.”

The only thing that can spoil this is if Mark Wahlberg somehow winds up playing him in the movie.

he gave a performance that will go down in the quickbooks.

Nah man. Detroiters got renewed for Season 2.

Lebron James & Derrick Rose?

Niko Mirotich & Bobby Portis.

Child support should have a maximum amount. $6,400 tax free is a pretty good chunk of change. Kids don’t get more expensive just because the father is rich.

**crowd cheers in unison** HOW OLD IS HE?!

...and it’s former 28-year-old rookie Brandon Weeden...

It’s cool to see an older player still developing his game this late in his career. The Kings knew they were signing a great rebounder and post scorer, but now they’re getting a distributor too.

we are looking for old vacuum cleaners

Instead of building a team in a sensible way, we are looking for old vacuum cleaners.

Were you out all fucking night?

Cavaliers fans have nothing to worry about; the most foolproof strategy in NBA team-building is “Do what the Denver Nuggets did.”

Longer than David Price’s temper, shorter than Sandovar’s belt.

“Gregorius lasted more than seven full seconds...”

He’s not the player the Cavs’ want...but he may be the one they knee’d.

Fortunately he missed Dee’s nuts

But he didn’t say ‘fudge’, he said THE word, the big one, the queen mother of all dirty words, the “F-dash-dash-dash” word