I feel like if I ever play the end, let alone actually see it, I will....finally wake up, this life having being all a dream. So while I rage at the “game,” I also fear the knowing.

.....hey- anyone know if there an Android port of this game?

THIS. FUCKING. GAME.

No no. No jokes when someone might lose a leg. Go to the corner for a timeout

So let me get this straight...the white men were offended that one of ‘their’ white women was with a black man. So...they beat her up.

Why would he be doing that particular gesture, then? Why THAT gesture regarding THAT specific person? He knew exactly what he was doing. There is no pass to be given here.

Doing slant eyes is pretty universally shitty and racist, bud.

He has a very punchable face.

The go fuck yourself tee.

If only the article included that information.

From the Reading Comprehension Tees

Good on the second place finisher. Bad on whoever made this dumb rule.

This is an incredibly stupid comment, and only an incredibly stupid person (and/or complete asshole) would make it. The o-lineman shoving him is what you have a fucking problem with? Not the headhunting asshole who almost killed Flacco on a play where he had given himself up? What purpose did that serve, if not to…

The Baltimore O-lineman that pushes Alonso to the ground THEN dives onto him deserved to be ejected way more than Alonso did. ... That was something that served no purpose other than to try to harm Alonso and came close to starting an all out brawl.

And “Sugar Honey” used to be what I called my secretary, before HR made me take all those courses on me not doing that.

Well, the nutrition panel has long said “product may contain traces of racism,” so...I guess some finally got through.

Remember when sugar free gummie bears made water spray out our asses and all we could do was laugh and laugh all night?

“Joe Person has to be the laziest pseudonym I’ve ever seen.”

I made the light wall from Stranger Things - It’s programmable so I can type any message into it.