Culture has transformed in such a way that it’s no longer possible to write a song about (or god forbid, from the perspective of) a douchebag without apparently endorsing or outing yourself as said douchebag.

To be somewhat fair to the Zuck, Facebook didn’t change its name, only the company that owns it was changed. That’s par for the course for big companies with money-grubbing, fart-sniffing CEOs with too much time in their hands. But at least he didn’t outright murder established, enormously successful branding like…

“Because Paris and Texas are both small towns in rural America that share names with the cultural capitols of Europe.”

Hey, he's that guy from the YouTube videos!

You ever get trapped in a social situation with someone who is attempting to tell a joke, and everyone is waiting for the punchline, and it keeps not coming, and the guy starts doing stupid voices and exaggerated facial expressions trying to sell the comedy his story isn't generating, and it just goes on and on until…

Check out the white album and Everything Will Be Alright. You can skip most of the others. Rivers let his muse and the marketplace drag him in a bunch of different directions over the years; those are just about the only albums after Maladroit that attempt to recapture the original magic.

I was second. That's a nice album. Way better than Green. It was really the last good one they made for a long while.

A cut above your eyebrow isn’t a “literal” badge of anything. Being a non-badge, it is at best a metaphorical badge. Also, truly not to belittle an injured woman in any way, but it’s also not a badge of “courage” specifically. She was blasted in the face without warning and sought necessary medical treatment—no…

When in doubt, keep adding syllables to a word until there are so many that you’re magically smarter.

I feel like this is my reaction to every single thing on this site that I click on anymore. “Who wrote this, and why, and what made them think that spraying five incoherent paragraphs at it would enhance the tortured joke they seem to be trying to make?”

Over 400. They removed roughly a third.

I didn’t hate it. Just found it paint by numbers and forgettable outside of a couple moments. There are worse adaptations of his books, including the aforementioned Lawnmower Man and Maximum Overdrive. Certainly there are way worse than the first Pet Sematary, at minimum.

There are so many better choices than It pt. 2 (which was bad, but in a bland and average way) or either Pet Sematary (both disposable but fun with a few cool moments). 

FYI, the only show I know of that consistently came down on the side of “psychics are all frauds (some well-meaning, most basically con artists)“ was The Mentalist. It was an attribute that actually helped sell me on the show, because the approach to them that you described is a huge pet peeve. It’s predictable…

Take your star, evil one.

“Thermonuclear hot, almost made Howard the Duck watchable" is closer.

Or maybe it’s fine and you can use your brain for three seconds to understand how far they intended the comparison to go and how seriously they intended you to take it.

Let’s see if I got this right: Cat makes albums she thinks are disposable/soulless/bad. Cat works with very controversial producer who is very likely a terrible person, then throws him under the bus like he did nothing for her and she did him a solid. Cat insults all her fans on Twitter and says she’s smart, they’re…

Thank you. Jesus, the standards at this site are in the toilet. Their motto seems to be Know Nothing, Research Less.

The remake is alright. It’s well made, a good watch, pretty grueling. But the original was so unique because of Raimi. If the remake somehow existed without the original, I think it would be a movie remembered and loved by only a few horror hounds; the original is rightly a classic that helped create an entire new…