Yeah, Belichick lives rent-free inside Adam Gase's head, but Adam Gase's head is a soggy cardboard box under a train trestle.

But AOC wasn’t crediting Bernie with CHIP. She was crediting Bernie for advocating for single-payer at a time when CHIP was the only thing that assured that she had insurance.

I highly recommend his version of Royals with Postmodern Jukebox.

Although I’ve intermittently dated people who looked unlike either of my parents, I’ve noticed that the men who really capture my sexual imagination and push all my buttons are the ones who are as blonde, squarely built (and utterly dismissive of me) as my Dad.

At my friends wedding I saw her new husband’s three sisters for the first time. Every single one of them looked exactly like her, and it was creepy as shit. The groom’s father even joked that she could be one of his daughters.

My brother's wife looks a lot like my mom. Fortunately, she's much more sane.

I broke up with a college boyfriend and a few months later was going through old family photos. I found a prom photo of my dad that looked exactly like my ex-boyfriend and I almost had a heart attack.

I’ll do you one better. I have my mom’s body and my dad’s face. When my then-boyfriend, now-husband came to visit me at my parents’ house, we were going to church, and he didn’t have any church clothes. So he borrowed some from my dad. And looked a lot like him. Weirdly so.

I know someone who married a woman who looks exactly like their mom and it’s always weirded me out. 

My sister did that with her first ever boyfriend and I have never let her live it down.

“Pro-abortion” language-user here, as well as someone who works in abortion care. Thanks for your heavy lifting in this thread. I am stunned at all the Jez folks scrambling to defend this language which those of us working hard in this field debunked decades ago.

American League, not National League, you absolute shit-for-brains.

The quote from his father, Michael McGlockton, is GREAT. No hugging bullshit:

I thought Clayton Kershaw’s tribute to that last night was really beautiful.

Now who’s, I say who’s responsible for this unwarranted attack on my person?!

Server: “So, can I get you anything else?”
Dad: “No, thank you. Absolutely nothing else.”
Server: “OK then, here’s the check. I can take it whenever you’re ready.”
Dad: “Oh, no. I said we don’t need anything else, including the check.”
Server: “No, you said ‘no thank you’ to ‘can I get you anything else,’ a courtesy…

The #MeToo movement never really hit sports.

I don’t think it’s nearly as unusual as you believe it is, and you really ought to educate yourself some more on the psychology of victims before you spout off about what is “typical” or “highly unusual.”

LOL! The grays are going to be so pressed to know that they can’t deport my born in the USA ass. Fuck all y’all! And no I will not give him his day to be a dick about it on national fucking TV while endangering a Black woman in the process. Fuck you too.

I believe in due process and letting the justice system work! That’s why I can already confidently say this woman is a fucking liar, case closed!