Let me guess- somewhere in his comparison he threw in a “he doesn’t have as good of an all-around game as Larry Bird, but their shot-making abilities are remarkably close” comment?

I’m pretty open about my Steelers fandom. This was a bad no-call, and the resulting fumble should not have stood as a result. It sucks the most pivotal play of the game was a bad call.

Sac bench brought in on themselves by yelling at him when he took the shot...that’s why he reacted that way with the turnaround-and-no-look-after-shot...

Butt did he have control?

I believe you’re looking for brownliest way to lose a game

Until you directly declared that the race card was on the table, I had no idea it was there.

She’s crying because the trash she threw didn’t hit anyone

This was, by far, the Bengaliest way to lose a game.

This is the worst comment of all time.

I wouldn’t be so quick to blame Vontaze for such a monumental lapse in judgement.

That is one great ass catch.

I hate the Steelers, but from what I could tell, he controlled the ball the entire time, even when he was pinning it to his thigh. (It’s possible he bobbled it when he was on the ground, but from the angles I saw, there was no video where you could see the ball at that point.)

I’m disappointed in the fans but only for throwing things at the field. The field never raped anybody.

As the founder and president of the National Rusty-ass meat cleaver Association (or NRAMCA), I would like to remind you that Rusty-ass meat cleavers don’t kill people, it’s usually the rust, typically with tetanus, however, if the Rusty-ass meat cleaver has some remnants of old meat (mainly chicken) on it, then there…

List is bogus. That cleaver is the stuff of nightmares.

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Yeah, guarding Marvin Harrison must have been a killer.

If you put a gun to my head I would be forced to admit that Marvin Harrison is the best receiver that I ever saw play and perhaps the greatest football player of all time.

Remember a few years ago when that giant fucking meteor flew over Russia? I’ll never forget the in-car cam footage of that one Russian guy who calmly put down his sun visor as the meteor blazed across the sky.

The best part about Fat Guy Touchdowns is always the celebration. It’s like when one Fat Guy scores a touchdown, EVERY Fat Guy has scored a touchdown. Even the ones in the stands.