More importantly, was the double-sided ram dildo really the best choice for mascot?

You’re not going to get enough credit for this one......

He got up. And knocked the linesman down.

If he was so fucked up he couldn’t see the liney for 40 feet, and then ran him over without so much as a glance back, yet didn't miss a shift, then the Flames training staff need to all be fired.

Tough way to find out you’ll be the granddaddy of no one.

This only makes more impressive the work Brent Musburger does for hot women.

From national tv, immediately after the high of seeing your hero hit the homerun for you... yeah, I bet that’s pretty much the worst way to learn you’re dying. It at least ties with the day after winning the Powerball.

Well, it should be no surprise considering all the wide-open uncontested looks they get. It’s not like they’ll draw a charge or anything.

For one thing, the cop’s shooting percentage would be sky-high.

Maybe he was the misfit cop who really wanted to be a dentist.

It was all fun and games until one of the kids challenged him to a game of “Pig.”

+1 all-sales final policy.

Had To....

“Lighting fast, big black cats, Panthers kicking ass...”

I assume that this is the cameraman/hypeman lying down on the cold driveway surface for his partner.

Hearing him really go for that growl filled me with so much second hand embarrassment, I now have to leave work early.

Hate to be a kill joy, but 20 feet when the reservoir section measured is 50 ft across is probably less than half an inch when its near the top and it’s 1/4 mile across. It looks good on paper, but as for the Acre Feet we need another 5 years of this weather. At least.

Could have gone “Iraq, 1991" as well