I couldn’t find the original either. But this will suffice:

Urban just doesn’t have the heart to tell kids they can’t play ball.

There is no excuse for ordering Dominos. Ever.

“bearing” is the word you were looking for.

Board of Trustees: We have to do something about our commitment to the athletes. We at least owe them a guaranteed four year education. The contracts and scholarships we give them now aren't worth the paper they're printed on.

That last three Curry hit, the net almost doesn't even move. Unreal.

You don't get it. It's really about the dunks he's NOT dunking.

I disagree. I think the reason we don’t label Manziel’s problems as “alcoholism” is because calling him an alcoholic will make him a sympathetic figure and the media has long labeled Manziel as a villain and it’s too late to go back on that now.

Not even sure how I got on this kick, but lately I’ve been watching random games from 30+ years ago on YouTube. Not even important or memorable games. Like last night, I watched a regular season game between the Falcons and Broncos from 1982. And I’ve gotta say, these old games are a hell of a lot more entertaining…

I don’t know why, but refs HATE calling safeties. After every near-safety, they huddle up for 3 minutes to come up with a way to put the ball one inch outside the goal line.

Can someone please reassure me in a soft crooning voice that we are at peak fantasy football culture and that this is almost over?

Coming home from work last Thursday I saw this guy texting while driving. Knowing how dangerous this can be I drove up beside him, rolled down my window, and threw my beer at him.

Doctors have identified a fellow former basketball-playing specialist to assist Odom in learning how to walk again.

This is the best one I’ve seen this morning.

The reaction of the little blonde girl in the second row.

The NFL is doing a spectacular job of making me give less and less of a shit about it. (I should note that I’m a Bills fan, so I’ve been consistently conditioned not to give a shit over the last two decades.)

“Country Girl” by CSNY, but it’s actually a live recording from 1969 and only features Neil Young on acoustic guitar, although it’s a CSNY show itself. Recorded in either Chicago or Houston, Neil has only performed that song seven times live, latest being in 2006.

"We didn't bring Sam in here to be a chip. I'm the only 'chip' here." - Chip Kelly, always yuks

But what did they have to play for if there's nothing on the backs of their jerseys?