Justin Bieber. Met via Instagram. Hip electronic pop band. So many things that should’ve triggered my eyeroll. Yet, somehow I’m just happy for them.

Emma and Ellen met via Instagram—after Portner posted a video that featured a song by Sylvan Esso, Page DM’d her.

“Me-sa gonna stick something up your butt, Christian”

1. Story Land is the fucking best. I got a face full of gravel at Santa’s Village when I was 2 because some idiot kid couldn’t wait for me to get off a slide so fuck that place.

She is really one and her family seems to approve, as they appear to get money from it. Some of her work is being paid to go to a rich girl’s party and then the Daily Mail will write about it so the rich girl feels cool. The rich girl will be someone overseas who isn’t famous and the DM writer will list them as a…

Or a 1920s aviator, and/or aerialist.

I.Love.That.

Let’s just mind our own business maybe

Literally, the most insensitive thing any person could say to a couple going through infertility treatment is ‘why don’t you just adopt’ like it’s going to the fucking pound and getting a puppy. I spent a fortune on IVF and it was still cheaper than adoption.

Have you adopted? I am asking because it is not easy. It’s also not asked of couples not dealing with infertility or illness on the reg. In fact, her husband having cystic fibrosis also could count them out from adoption. Private adoption is expensive (as much as three rounds of IVF at my clinic, if you pay out of…

Yes, and regardless, WTF is this even about? Our names need to match our skin tone? Uh...no.

I like it! 🌸

Had more Bernie supporters come out and supported Jill Stein...

And because it’s biodegradable, Lia argues it’s safer for the environment than the plastic tests.

Omar Delgado

Curious exactly how biodegradable these are.

Women and POC. I remember when I was in HS (mind you, this is 27 years ago). He had a tall, African American male contestant on. The guy was from Stanford (it was college Jeopardy or some shit). And Alex is all...”so are you a basketball player?” And the dude is like “No, asslicker I’m a physics major” (asslicker…

Please be David Brooks...

Matt Lauer’s firing was about as expected as Donald Trump’s incompetence. Figuring out who sexually harasses women isn’t very difficult to predict. Lauer consistently gave Trump and O’Reilly a pass on their shitty behavior while grilling HRC about emails and telling her to keep her answers brief.

Arrested Development already has a strict “No Touching” policy.