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I’m opposed to all dresses where it looks like you have to hold your shoulder as far back as you can just to keep your breasts from popping out, even when it is part of the dress design it just looks like bad tailoring to me.

I hadn’t seen this child before. My jaw dropped. I’m pretty sure they are hiding the fact that she was formed via binary fission from QE2.

Good! Getting them ready for their future roles as Imperial Officers in the Galactic Empire early. Goooood. LET THE BRITISHNESS FLOOOOWWW.

You shit out your front? Please see a doctor.

you were so scared your balls took a shit?

I read your comment as Ronan Farrow and Jon Lovitz. Yikes!

Yes! I don’t know why I care about Jamie and Katie so much. But I do. fuck Tom Cruise.

I’m not really sure what it is about my comment that makes you think I don’t live in the “real world” or am unaware of why some people can’t keep their pets - and I never claimed that everyone has family and friends who have the ability to take on an additional pet, so I don’t know why you are arguing against things I

Damn, this take was scalding 🤔

I saw a rumor that he filed for sexual harassment against her and that’s why they hate each other now.

Ike Barinholtz is great in this and everything I see him in. I hope he continues to have a successful career.

I don’t know if this was a book or tv scene (or just my fevered imagination) but I remember Jon was very wary about boning with Ygritte because he didn’t want to leave her with child (wanting to avoid an unwanted bastard situation that he grew up in) except Ygritte was all “the fuck is wrong with southerners if we

I thought it was going to be how incest as an alternative for IVF was totally cool now.

My cat is the sweetest thing ever and somehow he managed to text, “Satan’s 17" to my mother last night. I have no idea how that happened.

It seems weird to me to want your baby to make porn. But, I guess that is how the pendulum swings.

Bran went out of his way to return to the Tower of Joy to find out what was so important about that scene. He was there when Lyanna said Jon’s name was Aegon Targaryen! It is ridiculous to suggest that he didn’t bother to lean in a get a good listen. SooOoOooOo stupid.

Well, say what you will about Kit and Emilia as actors they absolutely nailed what it would be like for an actual real life aunt and nephew to have sex. Sadly, they forgot the characters don’t know that, yet.

*was Uncle Benjen.

lollllll

“Illness is believed to be caused by internal and external imbalances between hot and cold temperatures and the “evil eye.”