Fuck the pain away? (A Peaches song, before anyone asks.)
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On the BBC’s news cast this morning they kept mentioning that “poor weather” was causing problems with the projection of the photo on the cliffs at Dover. Except the news reader kept sounding like he was saying “Paul Weller”. Over on BBC Radio 6 Music this caused many questioning tweets, emails, texts, etc.
It’s weird that everyone will now know where she lives. It isn’t a risk that I would personally take. I hope her deal with Two Trees includes security.
This is the first time I’ve ever heard of this person.
That’s Little Havanka
Good point.
I would have shared the nice man’s Crunch box and then we’d have a FUCKING ADORABLE story to tell about how we met when we inevitably fell in love and got married.
The poor dude is already sitting in the fucking middle seat. My aisle seat is a million times better than that. He can have the Crunch box.
We don’t miss you
I do what I do on every plane flight. Ask for a ginger ale, drink it down while popping my Ambien and wake up when we land. It is literally the very best way to fly.
Was that body blindfolded and carrying a scale?
Lauren Graham looks absolutely beautiful and has aged very gracefully. She does not deserve this sort of snark.
This is my moment in the ketchup-flavored sun.
Having spent 7 years working in a steakhouse, I can attest that there are exactly two kinds of adults who eat steak like this:
Who tells a stranger she has “nice skin?”
Yeah, me too. I got 3 1/2. I almost know who Mya is. I can’t find the denture cream.
I’ll second what thundercatsarego said, ask her what she needs from your talks. My best friend of over 20 years went through a lot of fertility issues and finally just gave up and figured that getting pregnant was never going to happen for her. While that was happening for her, I got accidentally pregnant (we were…
“twin pregnancy release” sounds gross and messy.