All the stars for a Stranger Things reference!

Ungrey me please and I’ll show you my best cat gifs.

She’s almost a year old, now, but this is Roxie 10 months ago! She was so grumpy-looking at first, and so tiny! Now she’s sixty pounds, hard to believe!

I agree with this sentiment.

Yeah, $12 in change is pretty amazing... You can put it all in a sock and beat the shit out if people.

Heck yeah!

To quote Elaine Benes: I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things.

Big boobs are super uncomfortable. Maybe have some empathy. Also, I’ve never met your fiance but can say with confidence that she’s probably had to hear a lot more about dicks in her life than you will ever hear about boobs.

Ah, that crinkly sound of patten paper! Visions of fashion glory as you pin it to your fabric!

What’s awesome is how the Secret Service went casual with matching khakis and plaid shirts:

Jon Stewart’s HBO Show Is Coming This Fall

So...I mean...I guess I sort of get why she’d rather Trump be President than Clinton? Plus the other day Trump just outright said voting for her helped him, so there’s that. Stein 2016! Make America Dumb Again!

She can’t comment here because she lives in Canada. You wouldn’t know her.

Given the consequences for him and the Royal Family of an unplanned pregnancy I would guess he’s pretty particular about using condoms.

Your mom would be proud, Harry

Flawleth? I don’t think tho! ;)

Did he really say that? But that’s like...all the policy. I’m going to tell my next boyfriend that I’ll handle all the chores, as long as he takes care of the ones inside and outside the house.

Pete Jones, John Gulager, Patrick Melton and Marcus Dunstan are just a few of the PGL alums who’ve gone on to do great things in Hollywood.

This certainly answered any questions I may have had.

I AM IN THE K-HOLE NOW