Yeah, the top of that dress doesn’t look flattering at all. I didn’t realize she was a new mother.

I mean, she is basically a Grecian statue. I love that she chose a color so similar to her skin tone - she looks like marble.

Yeah, the navy is not the best for her skin tone - the bright colors she often wears look so much better on her.

This look is definitely my favorite tonight!

Yeah, I would say from the profile shot below that she’s about 7 months. Celebs who want more privacy will often fudge their due dates so they can give birth in relative peace and bring the baby home without being stalked by paparazzi.

Yup - her parents are both Spanish speakers and she didn’t learn English until she started public school.

It’s like she suddenly became Stockard Channing overnight.

Yeah, in her defense, English is not her first language, but she’s been speaking it long enough that I’m willing to chalk it up to just being a bad actor.

Ooh, can I ask - did you bleach the strands before coloring them? And is it Manic Panic or did you have it done professionally? My hair is about the same shade as yours and I really want to do pink streaks, but my hairdresser thinks I’d be better off bleaching first. Which is kind of a dealbreaker for me, because I…

Unfortunately, it’s hard to assign an exact year to this wacky beauty. A little research reveals that Hanover House was quite a catalog powerhouse in the 1980s

Sorry, but all those things aren’t really comparable. People take SSRIs to treat brain chemistry issues that are diagnosed by a medical professional. People abuse opioids and alcohol because they suffer from addiction. Housewives that drank all day or took barbiturates often did so because they lived in a world where…

Interesting, I did not know that. But I’d still take the actor, too! He’s very cute, accent/gayness or not.

I think if you got Diego Luna and the actor who plays Jaime on Broad City together in one room, the universe would automatically heal itself and we would go back in time to December 2015 for a do-over.

I read this headline as “Scott Baio claims the life of a Red Hot Chili Pepper” and was like that’s a bit much, even for him

He is doing some navel maneuvers in those photos...

...Him?

Hahaha - same!

Logan is the fucking worst. So condescending and entitled.

Halfway through Spring I started fast-forwarding every time Emily was on-screen because it was so fucking boring.

When really, we could still have the opportunity to abort him right before he reaches full term. According to him.