Yeah, I was at a Caribbean resort in March and it was full of European girls unironically dressed like Spice Girls.

Yes, I think a good rule of thumb is anything that requires you to become completely naked in order to pee is not appropriate for a wedding.

Sing it, sister!

There was a great profile of Sharon in the New Yorker about a month ago that started out by going into her new show quite a bit. It was that story that actually convinced me to watch Catastrophe, which I had pegged as chick flick material, but of course now I feel like a dummy because it is SO GOOD. The dialogue is…

I can never forgive Lisa Edelstein for stealing Ben away from Felicity with her stupid pregnancy.

I completely missed seeing her in this episode! I get totally overwhelmed with battle scenes.

I think she did what she did because she knew she needed to take Winterfell under her own name. Not as a helper of Jon Snow, et al (especially considering a lot of his group are Wildlings, which is controversial). Yes, a lot of people maybe unnecessarily died before her guys showed up, but that’s how things go in that…

She’s not pregnant. She told Ramsay his name was going to die out. (I took that to mean the Bolton name, not Ramsay’s name personally.)

“Okay guys? Band rollcall...Nicole, present!”

Jane Campion is really stuck in this Feminism 1.0 world, where women are suppressed by men and can only find refuge in women-only spaces. It becomes more retrograde with every passing decade.

What, no mention of Lizzie Skurnick, former Jezebel writer, who republished Lois Duncan’s early works (and helped bring her to a new audience) through her YA imprint?

They’re just under the sway of Big Lavender.

tl;dr — Fuck ‘em.

Re the Khloe Kardashian photo: I didn’t realize Instagram now had an OJ Simpson filter?

4/10, would still fuck.

But...all of those swimsuits tie in the back, which she said she didn't want.

I know, it’s like a horrible romance novel starring Burt Reynolds.

So I had to look up the plot of this one because I couldn’t remember all the details, and found this awesome blog where someone has recapped a lot of them: http://redlemonade.blogspot.ie/p/blog-page_25…. Recommend!

So risqué. He puts his hand on her thigh! I think the word “breast” was mentioned! 12-year-old me was SCANDALIZED.

Jon looks so much better with his hair pulled back from his face, like a man. Also, the cloaks that Sansa made make the two of them look like they're 8 feet tall - I would totally pledge my men to them if they came calling!