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Well, unless it was cosmetic surgery - lots of people go where it’s less expensive to do that. Or she/they didn’t have US insurance that covered what she needed.

I haven’t watched Love, but Paul Rust is so fucking weird/annoying I don’t know if I can, even though I love Gillian Jacobs.

I loved that pizza! I still look for it, too.

That's really cool - I knew it was her brother who did that work in OITNB, but I had no idea they were identical twins!

I can’t believe this movie came out 20 years ago. I was visiting a friend in Minneapolis and we decided to go see Fargo at an art house theatre—it had been open for maybe a week there, not even sure it had been nationally released yet. Of course the audience was really into it and laughed at all the local humor, but

He probably told her she couldn’t get pregnant if they did it from behind, and she was like “win-win” re not having to look at the bangs.

I’ll take an order of Lorde’s cheekbones and whatever virgin’s blood daiquiri Naomi Campbell has been drinking. Oh, and a Rami Malek to go, please.

According to her Instagram, this dress was designed by someone else, not her usual guy, so not sure if it was actually made for her or not. She looks beautiful in it on Insta - maybe it’s just the lighting on the red carpet that makes it look so tight?

She works a lot with a designer who does everything for her and The Mindy Project and I have to say, he frequently puts her in unflattering silhouettes and things that just seem wrong for her figure (high neck-short skirt combos are particularly frequent). He does usually get on point with choosing colors that are

Gross. Glad I’m gonna be returning that bathing suit I bought from them that doesn’t fit.

Loyola, payola...I can see how it happened.

I wish she had kept the freckles, or at least some of them. She looks so cute in the “before” pics, especially the one at the very top, and in the others she looks like a wax figure.

I completely agree! My mom is into getting a facelift every five years or so, and it makes me sad that she feels it’s necessary.

And sadly, I think only Potatoshop will remove those neck lines she's talking about, too. (Don't tell the State Department but I definitely did a little home retouching on my new passport photo...)

I sincerely hope the only reason for Dean and Christopher to reappear is because there’s gonna be a big Lamest Dudes in Stars Hollow contest.

Shouldn’t her many imaginary children be stepping up to the plate here?

At first I thought the photos were of Bieber with some cancer patient who had asked him to prom or something. It’s not a good look.

I listened to the first episode, and half of the second episode, and that was enough. It’s disappointing.

The Atlanta airport is one of the few large airports in the U.S. that continues to allow smoking indoors (in smoking areas funded by Philip Morris), so not sure how “family friendly” they actually are, but I guess this is a step in the right direction.

I think Chris Martin was trying to look “gangsta” but he just looked like he really really had to pee.