Bobby, do you listen to the Comedy Bang Bang! podcast? So much of what you write, I hear in Scott Aukerman’s voice in my head. (Maybe I just listen to too much CBB.)

Same w/ carbs+fiber. Anyone who has a hard time understanding this should try an experiment: first, drink a big glass of fruit juice right before going to bed; the next night, eat a whole piece of fruit. Dollars to donuts, they’ll have a harder time falling asleep after the juice because their blood sugar spiked.

It probably says, “I am allowed to dress up as a town crier but please don’t feed me any sweets. If I am out after dark please telephone my mummy.”

I don't know who #22 is, but I think the difference may just be that he took his finger out of the light socket?

Adds a whole new dimension to sponge-worthy.

And the dogs as well!

For some reason I think they left for Mars with John Hodgman. It feels right.

Hey, I tweeted about this at y’all! Thanks for writing the story!

The longer I stare at that photo of John Travolta, the less he resembles an actual human being. Is he...made out of wood?

The model you feature above is currently listed at $49.99 on Amazon. May I suggest instead the lower-level model, which is only $34.95 and comes in a variety of fun colors? (And it’s the #1 best seller in hand blenders on Amazon.) I have one (in turquoise!) and find its two speeds are just fine for blending soups and…

The model you feature above is currently listed at $49.99 on Amazon. May I suggest instead the lower-level model,…

Doug!

Same on MBA 2011 with Mountain Lion...

Is Brad Pitt aging into Robert Redford?

I assume he must have stopped taking hormones in order to father Kendall and Kylie; he's also maintained male secondary sex characteristics until recently, which indicates that he was still producing testosterone.

It’s antral follicles that they count. (Antral = resting.) It can change cycle to cycle, but yeah, it basically gives an idea of what your overall egg reserve is, to be able to see how many follicles are waiting for recruitment to be THE EGG in that particular cycle.

“In Soviet Russia, Left Shark trademark YOU!”

“And that’s how the kids got married!”

This outfit is only appropriate for Scandinavian royalty ages 65 and up. To be worn when receiving an honorary degree of some sort.

And the emu is like, hold on, I gotta take a brelfie

I mean, she’s not exactly helping to desexualize breast feeding, but I guess one can only do so much as a Kardashian.