I wish there was some way that all the purchases of Beck's album today could be deducted from Kanye's bank account.

"This just in: At the time of the crash, Mr Jenner was allegedly texting a pay phone at a Best Buy in suburban Baltimore."

AUNTOSAUR!

Kids today and their "manners"...

You gotta admire the guy for waiting in a hot chocolate line in a library when he could just be like, "clap, clap, bring me your finest chocolate beverage."

I pay for pricey vet visits on my credit card that gives rewards points, then cash them in for Amazon gift cards, which I use to buy cat food/litter (cheaper than at the big box stores, and it comes right to your door).

If you're uncomfortable with Siri giving your full contact info to a stranger who finds/steals your phone, couldn't you also set up another contact with whatever limited info you wanted to share and point Siri to that contact in the "This is me" setting?

It's required in Massachusetts - even if you are employed by a college and not a student. I had to get my mom to send me my childhood immunization records to prove that I had had it (and that was in Florida in the 70s). I had no idea it wasn't required in most places.

Just pull the crotch to the side when you pee! Number twos does usually require pulling the whole thing off, though.

You're right, my bad!

And some of them have so many they end up with no belly button, like Kelly Ripa!

My Prime is set to renew in a few days. I emailed them yesterday to ask if I could get the $72 price, and they said to contact them again on my renewal date and they would "make it right." :)

My Prime is set to renew in a few days. I emailed them yesterday to ask if I could get the $72 price, and they said…

If it makes you feel any better, Matthew got killed off because the actor was a dick.

I can't help but imagine her practicing that pose in front of the mirror so the wrap would fall just so.

How strange...I've either confused him with someone else, or read some bad information. In any case, well done, Stephen!

Didn't he say he was asexual for a long time? (Not just celibate but actually asexual.) Or am I thinking of someone else?

I have to say I'm giving Stephen Fry a little side-eye about the boy toy, but he's someone who has a long history of questioning/maybe denying his sexuality and (I think associated) depression - I'm glad to see that he's finally out and proud!

YOLO is so 2013, gramps.

Serial. Liar.

<3 Sorry. Facebook fucking sucks.