Everyone associated with this campaign is an alien wearing a skin suit. Between tonight and the earlier rationalizations of Moore’s behavior by invoking Mary and Joseph, I refuse to believe these are actual Homo sapiens rather than people who read a bit about them and decided to wing it.

And that’s only if you’re white. Anyone of color will have to enter through the service door around back.

crazy to think that someday we will all crawl into that huge pink mouth and huddle behind the shattered and tilted peaks of his teeth along the rolling wet hills of his McDonald’s-impacted gum line as he leaps, naked, out into space on a trajectory set for Earth 2, a quivering savior hurtling spread eagle through the…

Also relevant to her argument.

Imagine that you are mugged at knife point and the mugger tosses a couple of dollars onto the ground so that you can ride the bus home. And he expects you to be thankful that he left you with that.

Meanwhile, Senator Richard Burr appears to have hit himself in the face with a crowbar.

In a world with a Rami Malek, Oscar Isaac and Idris Elba, there is NO excuse for this malarkey!

I dunno how that is NOT harassment. Have we crossed the sexual rubicon to the point that asking a woman to watch you jerk off is acceptable behavior? Take it out of the colleague realm for a moment, Cabbie asks. Passenger says no thank you. Everybody cool with that? How about a waiter? “My name is Eliot and I’ll be…

Crazy how much people overthink how complicated this all is. It’s really easy to understand!

I always think of this when I read about them/hear the name.

“Claire, I must go! My planet needs me!”

“making forts under covers”

The idea of “merit based immigration” is also funny coming from the “they’re taking our jobs!” crowd. Like, sure, you can give visas to people who have computer engineering degrees- but there are already Americans who have those degrees and want to work in that field. There aren’t tons of Americans who want to spend…

Well, that explains that creepy smile.

I don’t think it would have made a difference. I realize in hindsight that revealing more and more how terrible Trump was would not shift many votes, because the real issue was they didn’t want to vote for Hillary, no matter what. You could have a video of Trump killing a puppy and people would have still voted for…

Realizing they might face some consequences. Nothing that could have happened to the women would have mattered.

Presidents usually aren’t judged by this. Most of these interactions are extremely private and not made a big deal of by the families or the President. Most Presidents accept it as a solemn responsibility and most families, apparently, are appreciative at the gesture (no family is forced to take this call, I believe…

You sit there and talks about respect for the nation, the flag, the troops.

“I had a very respectful conversation with the widow of Sgt. La David Johnson, and spoke his name from beginning, without hesitation!”

Those rice cakes you buy in a circular package. You left it open last night. Now there is nothing but a flavorless sensation on your tongue. If there was a flavor it evaporated. Even the crunch is gone.